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Astarion is pretty for a character in a fantasy, but I wouldn’t use it on a real child.

Agnes Scholastica is fabulous.

I adore Agnes Scholastica!

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Aphasia, really???

Agnes Scholastica, wow! That one is great

Some of these parents need help.

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Best ones:
Almond Jade - for some reason, this is actually nice-sounding to me.
Alpine Davis - not bad, though it'd be better for a boy.
Bellinor Araya Hope - pretty!
Brazier Lauren - could pass as a normal name.

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Worst ones:
Aahlishiya - letter vomit, took me a second to figure out this is probably supposed to be Alicia.
Adorah-Belle - honestly, this is really clever, but the kid is definitely going to be made fun of.
Anghellicka - letter vomit, and the way it looks makes the he// part start out.
Applelynn Patience - man, this lynn trend is going way too far. Also, I think two real words in names is a bit too much, especially when they're trendy and not vintage.
Artist Trickster - this doesn't even sound like a real name??? It just sounds like you're describing a person's job.
Bourbyn - why would you name your kid after alcohol???
Byrlynn Unyque - WAY too many Ys, and the first name is very awkward-sounding.

And this is why illiteracy is still a problem. Aphasia is not and never will be and never has been a name. It's like naming someone Bulimia or malaria; hell, it isn't even as pretty-sounding as Malaria.

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As for Abracadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya.

Adaleigh Elora is cute.

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Brazier—literally named a kid after a barbecue
Bourbyn—poor thing. Not only named after a hard liquor but spelled wrong
Aphasia—why would the nurses not tell the parent that this is a communication disorder?
Abracadabra—what? Middle name isn’t Alacazam?
Amormalus—literally misread this as anormalous, meaning abnormal. Interestingly enough, I looked up her name and it looks like she is getting married this year.
Agnes Scholastica—She’s gonna go crazy at the elementary book fair.

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The rest sound like prescriptions to treat diarrhea.

This message was edited 1/28/2024, 4:17 PM

w/ name links

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Aahlishiya LayNell Monet'
AaKeilah Lula Earline & AaKiarrah Lola Earnestine (twins)
Abracadabra De Sha
Adaliegh Elora
Adorah-Belle Janice

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Agnes Scholastica
Airiendella Kay
Aiymeh Victoria
Ajayseea Serenity
Alahna Poetress Nymaway

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Alchemy Aurora
Aliahdryl Janae
Aliveallah Monique Lee
Allieghsand Myckel
Almond Jade

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Alpine Davis
Alysyanna Nevaeh
Am'Agiene Dannette Xinna
Amormalus Rose
Andariel Marjorie

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Anghellicka Jayne
Annexlyn Valaria Evelyn
Aphasia Makay
Applelynn Patience
Artist Trickster

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Astarion Neishaya-Renee
Attaliegher Eve
Avenue Raine
Awzlyn Marvel
Axzayvia Faye

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Ay'Leighssya Monique
Azhyriya Renea
Azkadyllia Corky

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Bellinor Araya Hope
Bourbyn Mae
Brazier Lauren
Breclynn Jane
Brendonnica Deliah

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Brewer Myckenzie KennilynnGrace
Bridlelyn Rebecca
Brillianna Estephania
Broklyn James
Broxlynn Jo

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Bruklynn Shay
Brycelind Paige
Byrlynn Unyque