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I'm reminded of something Isaac Asimov said when he wrote about the art of joke-telling. He wrote this in the early seventies, so of course it's very dated now, but he was talking about if you give your ethnic joke characters' names, it will sort of telegraph the ethnicity even if you don't say so right out. He told a lot of Jewish jokes (he was Jewish himself) and specifically mentioned Jake and Becky as his go-to names for Jewish couples. So that's what I thought of when I saw that pairing.
I like Elijah and Isaiah, and they definitely sound like brothers. I don't like Eli and if I did and wanted to use it I'd just use it and not make it a nn for Elijah.
I hate Uriah. Nothing with the yur sound can escape the urine association.
I don't like Isabella because it's so overstuffed and fancy and I picture a bratty little girl always screaming and yelling about how her princess costume isn't ready to be worn even to places where it isn't the least bit appropriate, like on the class trip to the dairy farm.
She definitely doesn't fit with the other names in her family, but maybe they just strictly went by names they liked and didn't think about making them all Biblical.

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I'd keep Elijah and Isaiah, but if we were going strictly Biblical I'd make the other two Noah and Naomi. They are two very similar-sounding pairs.

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