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It was my grandmother's name, but that doesn't keep me from thinking it's a godawful ugly name. It's like something falling splat! on the floor, wet and flat. And it's also like a "mark" or the person who gets swindled.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin