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I think Pamela is very pretty. It sounds like it ought to be a flower name, though it isn't. I don't like Pam, it sounds like a hard slap, and also reminds me of what I spray my baking pans with. (Also, Pam is the name of my MIL's sister, who is one of those people who thinks she's a lot smarter and cooler than she actually is. Yes, her full name is Pamela.)

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin