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It comes straight from the Central Casting Brat Bureau. Pudgy, grubby-faced little boy with a real mess around his nose and food stains on his shirt, whining and crying and grabbing other kids' toys and snacks and his mother won't do anything except whine out in a nasal midwestern tone that can almost shatter glass "Cooooooh-deeee! Pleeeeze?!"
Grows up into a sullen, slow-witted guy who is either pudgy or weedy-looking who wrecks every car he ever owns, has paternity suits against him despite his stupidity and ugliness, and thinks he's a real stud muffin.

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Steve Martin