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I honestly don't understand the appeal of Oliver and never have. It has a slithery, slimy mouthfeel, like ... liver. The sound is not attractive to me at all. All over. Ah, liver. Yuc. It's almost cartoonishly prim and buttoned-up, like a name for a fussy cartoon frog or something. Ollie just sounds like a big slob. Or a skateboard move.

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