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"We need a name that starts with an M, both to adhere to my parents' established precedent of giving all of the children names that start with the same letter, and to adhere to our individual choice of that letter being M."

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"Okay.....I know! Let's give him the most popular, trendy M boys' name at this time, Mason! Saves the trouble of thinking!"

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"Well done, darling."