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Dear Ocean King, whenver this finds you (if it ever does, wich i seriously doubt) I hope that you have either legally changed your name to just about anything or have found an ocean to rule. I would suggest changing your name to...oh...how about just pick out of a hat, it can't be much worse. You are not a king or an ocean, never mind both, so the name is intirelly illogical. However, if you manage to find an ocean to rule (I hear the Southern Ocean is in anarchy, might want to check it out) it will just seem like a title, because it is. I am trully sorry you were you were born with.
-sincerely, a wellwisher