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Tanner is one of my least favorite names for a kid. It's so safe and cutesy and slightly rugged, and just UGH. Basically, everything I hate in a name.

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I wouldn't use Carlo or Valentino unless I was Italian, because I would feel silly.

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"And by the way, dearie, your punctuation sucks canal water!"
-The Ghost of Vivian Vance