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Lately I've found myself comparing people's voices to different animals, like there's this guy at a restaurant we often eat who has this very Philadelphia Italian accent, and I can picture a certain kind of streetwise tomcat talking with that voice.
If a peacock could talk, it would sound like Lucille Ball.

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