View Message

Anferney Keiron Daniel: Anfernee sounds like an ignorant person's mispronunciation of Anthony.
Hiram Richard: And then Firam, Richard.
Bishop Angelo: At least they didn't get overambitious right from the start and call him Pope Angelo.
Milez Cameron: One tiny letter ruins a very nice combo.
Calland Kai: Call and Kai.
Rex Thomas: The train station at Sodor is hit with a bad storm, and it wrecks Thomas. lol
Titan: Porntastic.
Alexander Kryptonite: These people are too dumb to be allowed to breed.
Obed Karin: Oh, bed Karin! She's hot!
Flynnigan Cooper: Would be funny if it was the name of an irish setter.
Maurice "Reece": I don't like Maurice at all, but paring it down to the spineless, WASPy, androgynous Reese seems wrong.
Azlan Uzair Zaheer: Okay, we know you scrounged around and swiped the z's from other people's Scrabble games.

---

Girls:

---

Anemone Lynn Isabel: Anemone is a mouthful. An enemy.
Rachel Calliope: Good thing Rachel is the first name.
April Maria: This is very nice and unexpected.
Talon Bea: A bee with talons? Scary.
Lilith Aspen: Lilith is ugly ugly ugly. The whole combo is twice as ugly.
Martha Lena: Martha! Lena! You two maids need to quit gossiping in the pantry and get this parlor dusted!
Echo Dawn: The alarm clock is ringing.
Wren Esme: Talk about dissonant.
Denver: How ugly.
Satele: New satellite phone company?

---