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Jewels Sophia: Jewel Sophia would have been much nicer. The s is superfluous and messes up the flow of the name.
Arissa Navae [sisters Arianna and Ariyah] They better quit before they run out of Ar names and start looking seriously at Aerosol and Armoire.
Emma Grace: Yawn. Grace is becoming as bad as Marie in regards to filler-middle-name status.
Lily Jade: Taste the pleasures of the Orient with the beautiful starlet Lily Jade.
Danica Rebecca: Clack clack.
Avary Rose: Avary Rose has its thorn.
Lily Elise: Tongue-flop alert!
Kaelynn Gale: Why not go all out and make it Kaelynn Gaelynn?
Jeanine: You sure don't see this much anymore.
Logan Leona: I guess they thought Logan was trendy, but the combo just sounds heavy and unattractive.
Adelyn Kathryn: I assume Adelyn is pronounced with a short a? If so the combo is like Foghorn Leghorn.
Emily Elise: This suffers the same tongue-flop problem as Lily Elise.
Sonata: And her sisters Civic and Prelude.
Violet Skye: Violet Sky at morning... something.
Melissa: Nice to see this getting used still.
Lucille: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.
Jonah Rule: Jonah rocks, man! He rules!
Lily Mayson: There's going to be some serious trouble when he goes to school and finds himself in class with four girls named Lily.
Ty Phoenix: Great name for a male stripper.
Ivan Romanovich: Impressive, if his last name isn't O-Toole.
Carson James: Heh heh. A couple years ago at the zoo we heard this woman calling repeatedly for her son to stop running back and forth. In a shrill, nasal, midwesteren accent, she kept shrieking "Car-SIN! Car-SIN! Carsin Jaaames!"
Gage Leon: It's impossible to gauge Leon, you never know what he's thinking.
Ronan Kase: And what case is that?
Beau Remington: Oooh, he's that sexy cowboy with his shirt off and his fingernails impossibly clean, on the cover of some romance novel with a title like Everything's Bigger in Texas.
Micah Conzia: Micah Conzia and his mitochondria.
Jace Dylan: He's Beau Remington's less sexy sidekick.
Joshua Messiah: Jesus don't like ugly, and I don't think he's crazy about people crabbing his act either.
Izabella Gabryela: Hey, why don't you call her Ella for short!
Noemi Josephine: Forever known as No Jo.
Morrigan Ashlyn: Because Morgan just wasn't surnamey enough.
Susan Elizabeth: This is nice.
Hannah Andrea: How about shortening it to Handria.
Leen: I actually know a little girl named Leen. Her family is Hatian.
Gunnar Clay: Gun or clay? Which makes the better weapon?
Trigg Grayson: Gag. Too many g's.
Norman Shane: Norman! Norman! Bwahaha! No question he'll end up wanting to go by his middle name.
Pryce Anthony: He's pretty expensive.
Mason Ryatt: All the masons got mad at their low pay and poor benefits and threw a ryatt.
Huxley Cooper: Huxley sounds like a big gallumphing dog.
Nixon Douglas: He is not a crook.
Jackson Andrew: "After the president?" *parents stare blankly*
Arik: Because Eric is too easy to spell and pronounce.
Fyn Ian: And his rainbow?
William John
Declan Kai
Caleb Alexander
Eyan: Maybe he can be pals with Arik.
Cash Roger: Got your discount card? Roger. Cash? Roger.
Dell:And his brother HP and sister Apple.
Titus Hugh: Tight as you. Not smart.
Gibson Dean: Is he named after a guitar?
Victor Orin, Oscar Ralph and Myly Martin: Myly? Is that a boy or a girl?