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HelpCraziest celebrity baby name?
Which do you think is the worst?
Marquise and Bo-Ty (50 Cent)
Ireland Eliesse (Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger)
Egypt Daouz Dean (Alicia Keys)
Calico Dashiell (Alice Cooper)
Messiah Lauren (Allen Iverson)
Layla Z, Maurice Y and Anton X (Andy Summers)
Maddox Chivan, Zahara Marley, Pax Thien, Shiloh Nouvel, Vivienne Marceline and Knox Leon (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Everly Bear (Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie)
Satan Xerxes Carnacki (Anton LaVey)
Arizona Star (Art Alexakis)
Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz)
Barrieanna and La Nece (Barry White)
Tuesday (Beck)
Je'niece (Bernie Mac)
Bamboo and Cross (yes, I would be cross, too...) (Big Boi)
Dakota Jefferson Holiday Alphin (Big Kenny)
Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie (Bob Geldof and Paula Yates)
LaPrincia (Bobby Brown)
Wolf and Lux (Bobby Gillespie)
Memphis Eve and Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)
Sy'ray (Brandy)
Jorja Bleu (Bret Michaels)
Jagger Song (Brett Scallions)
Tripp (Bristol Palin)
Heaven Rain (Brooke Burke)
T'ziah, T'Khi and Trillian (Busta Rhymes)
Misty Kyd (Charlene Spiteri)
Apple and Moses (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Coco Riley (Courteney Cox and David Arquette)
Catherine Louisa Saint Elmo Amelia Violet Elizabeth Presley and Elmo Isaac Dylanger Dean Samuel Sinbad Soul (Curt Kirkwood)
Bardot Vita (David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman)
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Coco Trinity (Diane Farr)
Oriole Nebula (Donovan)
Alabama Gypsyrose (Drea de Matteo)
Blue Angel (The Edge)
Omar, Orane, Onesham, Olivia, Omeka, Oneifa, Eli One, Eli Two and Elepus (Elephant Man....the rapper, not Joseph Merrick!)
Mars, Seven, Puma and Dallas (Erykah Badu)
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Diva Muffin, Dweezil and Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)
King Justice (The Game)
George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Georgetta and Freeda George (George Foreman)
Ara, Oa, K and Lago (Philip Starck)
Bandit Lee (Gerard Way)
Island (Greg Allman)
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt)
Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver)
Pilo Inspektor (Jason Lee)
Whizdom (Jayson Williams)
Jourdyn, Jermajesty, Jermajesty II, Jermaine II, Jeremy, Jafaar and Autumn Joi (Jermaine Jackson)
Jazz Domino Holly Mellor (Joe Strummer)
Speck Wildhorse (John Mellencamp)
Pirate and Zeppelin (Jonathan Davis)
Alchamy (Laine Henrikson)
God'iss Love and Heaven Lov'on (Lil' Mo)
Intylyana (Master P)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Paris Michael Katherine (Michael Jackson)
Sugar (Nikka Costa)
Navy (Nivea)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
Princess Tiáamii (Peter Andre and Jordan)
Heavenly Joy (Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins)
Tron (Rozonda "Chili" Thomas)
London Siddhartha and Paris Frances (Sebastian Bach of Skid Row)
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moon Blood (Sylvester Stallone)
Lyriq, Musiq and Kaydnz Kodah (T-Pain)
Rebop (Todd Rundgren)
Dusti Rain (Vanilla Ice)
Reign Beau (Ving Rhames)
Shooter (Waylon Jennings)
Manzie Tio and Bechet Dumaine (Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn)
I vote for George Foreman...
Marquise and Bo-Ty (50 Cent)
Ireland Eliesse (Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger)
Egypt Daouz Dean (Alicia Keys)
Calico Dashiell (Alice Cooper)
Messiah Lauren (Allen Iverson)
Layla Z, Maurice Y and Anton X (Andy Summers)
Maddox Chivan, Zahara Marley, Pax Thien, Shiloh Nouvel, Vivienne Marceline and Knox Leon (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Everly Bear (Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie)
Satan Xerxes Carnacki (Anton LaVey)
Arizona Star (Art Alexakis)
Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz)
Barrieanna and La Nece (Barry White)
Tuesday (Beck)
Je'niece (Bernie Mac)
Bamboo and Cross (yes, I would be cross, too...) (Big Boi)
Dakota Jefferson Holiday Alphin (Big Kenny)
Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie (Bob Geldof and Paula Yates)
LaPrincia (Bobby Brown)
Wolf and Lux (Bobby Gillespie)
Memphis Eve and Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)
Sy'ray (Brandy)
Jorja Bleu (Bret Michaels)
Jagger Song (Brett Scallions)
Tripp (Bristol Palin)
Heaven Rain (Brooke Burke)
T'ziah, T'Khi and Trillian (Busta Rhymes)
Misty Kyd (Charlene Spiteri)
Apple and Moses (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Coco Riley (Courteney Cox and David Arquette)
Catherine Louisa Saint Elmo Amelia Violet Elizabeth Presley and Elmo Isaac Dylanger Dean Samuel Sinbad Soul (Curt Kirkwood)
Bardot Vita (David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman)
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Coco Trinity (Diane Farr)
Oriole Nebula (Donovan)
Alabama Gypsyrose (Drea de Matteo)
Blue Angel (The Edge)
Omar, Orane, Onesham, Olivia, Omeka, Oneifa, Eli One, Eli Two and Elepus (Elephant Man....the rapper, not Joseph Merrick!)
Mars, Seven, Puma and Dallas (Erykah Badu)
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Diva Muffin, Dweezil and Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)
King Justice (The Game)
George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Georgetta and Freeda George (George Foreman)
Ara, Oa, K and Lago (Philip Starck)
Bandit Lee (Gerard Way)
Island (Greg Allman)
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt)
Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Maurice (Jamie Oliver)
Pilo Inspektor (Jason Lee)
Whizdom (Jayson Williams)
Jourdyn, Jermajesty, Jermajesty II, Jermaine II, Jeremy, Jafaar and Autumn Joi (Jermaine Jackson)
Jazz Domino Holly Mellor (Joe Strummer)
Speck Wildhorse (John Mellencamp)
Pirate and Zeppelin (Jonathan Davis)
Alchamy (Laine Henrikson)
God'iss Love and Heaven Lov'on (Lil' Mo)
Intylyana (Master P)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Paris Michael Katherine (Michael Jackson)
Sugar (Nikka Costa)
Navy (Nivea)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
Princess Tiáamii (Peter Andre and Jordan)
Heavenly Joy (Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins)
Tron (Rozonda "Chili" Thomas)
London Siddhartha and Paris Frances (Sebastian Bach of Skid Row)
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moon Blood (Sylvester Stallone)
Lyriq, Musiq and Kaydnz Kodah (T-Pain)
Rebop (Todd Rundgren)
Dusti Rain (Vanilla Ice)
Reign Beau (Ving Rhames)
Shooter (Waylon Jennings)
Manzie Tio and Bechet Dumaine (Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn)
I vote for George Foreman...
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I think the absolute worst is "Moxie Crimefighter." It's inexcusably shallow and romance-less, and induces the same kind of annoyance as the most severe Mary Sue characters do.
Close second would be a tie: Pilot Inspektor and Audio Science. For basically the same reason.
Close second would be a tie: Pilot Inspektor and Audio Science. For basically the same reason.
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Frank Zappa's babies have names made of Cr-appa!
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Tyra Banks doesn't have any children. That was a rumor. I don't remember what episoide of her show she said it on (one that had to do with kids, it might have been the one on spanking) but she said she didn't have kids
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Satan is the worst! I think there might as well be people who wouldn't hire him because they are superstitious or scared. Even people who aren't religious have a negative image of it.
Also pretty bad:
Je'niece and all of the other apostrophe names - I hate apostrophes in names and it has the word "niece" in it
Bandit
Tripp - makes me think of drugs and sexually transmitted diseases
Shooter
Lyriq and Musiq - ???
Dusti
Sugar
LaPrincia
Rumer - rumour :(
La Nece
Bronx Mowgli
Cross and Bamboo
Bardot Vida - I dislike Vida and Vita as names. Current celeb trend :(
God'iss Love - even though Love is okay as a middle name if paired with something more normal like Sarah or Ava
Pirate and Zeppelin
Audio Science
Jermajesty
Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Maurice - even though I don't mind Bear in the midle. With the first combo it's just too much. Each of the names would be fine in the middle.
and yeah the George thing is horrible even though George is okay as a name, usually. Freeda is also a super ugly spelling, same with Jorja which I hate. But Georgia is lovely.
I actually like:
Ireland Eliesse
Egypt
Calico
Layla (the Z isn't great but okay)
Shiloh
Everly
Star
Tuesday
Dakota
Holiday (girl)
Peaches (also Peach)
Blue
Violet Elizabeth Catherine Elmo (on a boy)
Rain
Tallulah Belle
Tiáamii
Tiger Lily
London
Paris
Paris Michael Katherine
Makena'lei - spelled Makenalei or Makena Lei
Also pretty bad:
Je'niece and all of the other apostrophe names - I hate apostrophes in names and it has the word "niece" in it
Bandit
Tripp - makes me think of drugs and sexually transmitted diseases
Shooter
Lyriq and Musiq - ???
Dusti
Sugar
LaPrincia
Rumer - rumour :(
La Nece
Bronx Mowgli
Cross and Bamboo
Bardot Vida - I dislike Vida and Vita as names. Current celeb trend :(
God'iss Love - even though Love is okay as a middle name if paired with something more normal like Sarah or Ava
Pirate and Zeppelin
Audio Science
Jermajesty
Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Maurice - even though I don't mind Bear in the midle. With the first combo it's just too much. Each of the names would be fine in the middle.
and yeah the George thing is horrible even though George is okay as a name, usually. Freeda is also a super ugly spelling, same with Jorja which I hate. But Georgia is lovely.
I actually like:
Ireland Eliesse
Egypt
Calico
Layla (the Z isn't great but okay)
Shiloh
Everly
Star
Tuesday
Dakota
Holiday (girl)
Peaches (also Peach)
Blue
Violet Elizabeth Catherine Elmo (on a boy)
Rain
Tallulah Belle
Tiáamii
Tiger Lily
London
Paris
Paris Michael Katherine
Makena'lei - spelled Makenalei or Makena Lei
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Like one of the other posters said, Tyra Banks doesn't have kids at all.
I actually like Paris (despite the fact that a lot of people don't) and Georgetta.
I actually like Paris (despite the fact that a lot of people don't) and Georgetta.
This message was edited 1/20/2011, 2:39 PM
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Linguina Milistar (Tyra Banks)- Tyra Banks doesn't have kids, and if she did, I doubt that this name is her style.
Any way, the whole Palin family gets my vote. The things they name their sons... Tripp, Trig and Track? REALLY?
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George Foreman's kid's names are bad but have you looked a Jason Lee's?
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They are all really special in their own special ways, it's hard to choose.
I will say that I really dislike MJ's Prince Michael I and II. Come on, he couldn't come up with another name? What about King O'Pop? Prince and King, there you go, BAM. I didn't know his brother did the same thing. So silly.
and of course George Forman, what a waste.
I actually like Curt Kirkwood's (whoever that is) kids names. Catherine and Elmo, that's a cute pair, and the middle names are mostly very nice, there's just an awful lot of them.
I will say that I really dislike MJ's Prince Michael I and II. Come on, he couldn't come up with another name? What about King O'Pop? Prince and King, there you go, BAM. I didn't know his brother did the same thing. So silly.
and of course George Forman, what a waste.
I actually like Curt Kirkwood's (whoever that is) kids names. Catherine and Elmo, that's a cute pair, and the middle names are mostly very nice, there's just an awful lot of them.
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Ah, yes
Michael Hutchence was daddy of Tiger Lily, but Bob Geldof is daddy of Fifi, Peaches and Pixie...sorry, my wrong.
Michael Hutchence was daddy of Tiger Lily, but Bob Geldof is daddy of Fifi, Peaches and Pixie...sorry, my wrong.
This message was edited 1/21/2011, 3:51 AM
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Most of them are truly horrible.
The ones that stand out..
Satan
T'ziah, T'Khi
Eli One, Eli Two
Dweezil
George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, George VI - practically child abuse
Jermajesty, Jermajesty II
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II
Curt Kirkwood's names are almost nice. I have a soft spot for Moxie Crimefighter because it's just cool.
The ones that stand out..
Satan
T'ziah, T'Khi
Eli One, Eli Two
Dweezil
George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, George VI - practically child abuse
Jermajesty, Jermajesty II
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II
Curt Kirkwood's names are almost nice. I have a soft spot for Moxie Crimefighter because it's just cool.
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I actually don't think Prince Michael by itself is that bad. In fact, Michael Jackson's maternal grandfather was named Prince. The older Prince died shortly before his great-grandson Prince Michael I was born.
Even though I can understand honoring someone, two kids named Prince Michael is a bit much...
Even though I can understand honoring someone, two kids named Prince Michael is a bit much...
This message was edited 1/20/2011, 2:01 PM
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