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Brooklyn Fields: Before they had the Polo Grounds.
Miracle Reed: This miracle reed functions as a drinking straw, a musical instrument, a siphon and much much more!
Nopa Scheyer: No pa! No pa!
Oxley Keaton: He’s an ox.
Harmony Love: Mom and dad met on e-harmony.
James Dean: Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Beasiatic Dvaion Nazi: Yes,a good Nazi is always Asiatic.
Tigerlilly Riley: *gag*
Kobra Hawx: GI Joe’s newest enemy?
Lilac Rosemary: Very unusual bath salt fragrance.
Clover Molly: Wona blue ribbon at the county agricultural show.
Antique Kaye: World’s only antique newborn.
Venus Twinkle: How about Venus Butterfly?
Kottyn Moon: Is it like the Cotton Club?
Bambi Pride: Yeah, I’m proud of that eight-pint buck on my wall.
Rowdy Cassandra Catherine: They tooka nice combo and made it total garbage with Rowdy.
Mist Rain: New sprinkler system.
Twilight Flud: The pipes burst in the evening and look what happened.
Moses Joseph: get your mojo working.
Maverick Lile: The hottest new show on TV!
Stevie Jo: No prizes for guessing what they really wanted.
Piper Lonnie: I’m just waiting for somebody to use Piper Laurie.
Odessa Agape: There’s Odessa with her mouth all hung open like a simpleton.
Laddie David: Basically that’s the male equivalent oMissy or Lil Girl.
Tandy John: Tandy is a childish way of saying candy.