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Ford: Last name? Pinto? Falcon? Fairlane? I know a man named Ford, and his last name is very similar ti sound to Pinto.
Monte Knox: Reminds me of this old guy my family knew, talking about having to take anti-by-nonny-knocks for a sore throat.
Alexander James Excauilbur: They were doing just fine till they tried for that last “name.” Then things fell to pieces.
Ptolemy Jones
Quantum Michael: These two sound like cartoon detectives or mad scientists.
PATTERSON ROBERT ALAN: His phone book entry is going to look odd.
Coco Bea: Makers of fine rich baking chocolate.
Bonnie Bleu: She fell off her horse and broke her neck.
Elliott Jo: Def Leppard fans?
Silver Frost: I have some nail polish called this. No fooling.
Miracle Unique: *gag*
Lily Pearl Moonbeam: Okay, we get it. She’s white.
Aaryn Skye: And her brother Fieldyn Streem.
Rain Serenity: IF they don’t sound like adult diapers, I don’t know what does.
Hendrix Kyuss: *gags again*
Zinzan Cooper: Better than Zigzag, I guess.
Indianna Paris: I’m trapped in the Midwest, but my heart is in Gay Par-ee.
Bronte Anne: *snorts*
Tru Gunner: He is a real straight shooter.
Trampus Alexander: Trampus. Honestly.
Darlin: Oh, that’s so nice! *bares teeth*
Reagan Rileigh Ryan: “Let’s try to jam in as many tryndee ambisexual names as we can!”
Destiny LoveAngel: Winner of the Teeny Tiny Tarts n Tramps pageant.
Scarlett Magnolia: Oh, will she ever get back to Tara? Will Rhett ever make an honest woman of her?