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tononians with our 4-wheel drive!
Baylor Grant: Scholarship money you can get for going to Baylor.
Chaney Raines: is his last name Haynes?
Da`1 Jayshon: And just how do you pronounce that first name?
Rye Charles: And his brother Whole-Wheat Patrick.
Shaquille Kwaku: Hey, what kind of bird is that on the fence? It’s a Kwaku.
Cloud Paine: Can’t see a thing through this cloud of pain… hey, great name for a country-western song.
River Cole: So coal comes from the river now.
Traden Thomas: I’ll trade your Thomas for my Igor.
Alabama Rae: Yee-haw!
Heven Leangel: The Friday-night spectacular at the Lusty Kitty!
Hayvynn Gracye Haylo: Celebrity Rehab, Addicted to Y edition.
Brooklynn Fall: Yeah, Brooklynn fall down go boom.
Paizley Ocean: I think somebody at Woodstock dropped some acid and this is what they hallucinated.
Eboni Precious: Uh… yeah.
Envee Elizabeth: What’s to envee?
Precious Angel Noel Annette: *wince* Trying way too hard.
Chasing Honor: But not finding it.
Otis Ray: Maybe he can marry Alabama Rae.
Devo Mila: Devo? As in “Whip It.”
Ele Mae: As in Clampett?
Huntra Simone: See her striding through the woods, wearing a thong and Day-Glo orange high heeled boots, carrying her mighty bow and arrows?
Wispen Reese: Wispy.
Caring: Most selfish child in town.
Aggie Ruth: Aggie?! Oh no.
Cheyenne Miracle Rose: You can get some cuttings of this new hybrid rose, but they are very expensive.
Sawyer Adam Ryan Wood: Good thing for Adam and Ryan, or he’d be Sawyer Wood.
Felix Donovan Snapp: Oh, snapp!
Luke Danger: Better if it was Luke Out! Danger.
Breyer Storm: New ice cream flavor, like a Blizzard.