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Cobra Eugene: A huge, highly venomous snake. How sweet.
Lexington Reynolds: He probably has a sister called Kensington.
Beasiatic Davion Nazi: Would a Nazi really want to Be Asiatic? Especially that Asiatic is not used to describe people?
Kaizer Moon: Moon-shaped sandwich roll?
Gage Christ: Hard to gauge Christ. What are we gauging him on?
Tigerlilly Riley: Oh my god, no! Poor kid.
Kobra Hawx: Great name for a biker gang.
Clover Molly: See moo-cow!
Antique Kaye: The world’s youngest antique.
Beautiful Jean Bayshawn: Hardly.
Venus Twinkle: Eye makeup? Body glitter?
Geranium Ruby: Somebody has a geranium in their cranium.
Sahara Spring Aquine: *stares, sighs*
Cloyd Allen: As if Clyde wasn’t gross enough.
Justice Henry Boyd: Hope he never actually becomes a Justice.
Angel Damien: Angel on one shoulder, devil on the other.
Kottyn Moon: Polyester Planet. Oh wow, I just invented a great Seventies Clothing store.
Coulter Trace: They looked all over for Ann Coulter, but no trace was found.
Bambi Pride: Nothing much there to be proud of.
Rowdy Cassandra Catherine: Rowdy’s back in town! *Starla excuses self to throw up*
Mist Rain:
Missed Train.
Wah-kell Claire: AKA Wah-Wah.
Twilight Flud: Ewww, a bed-wetter!
Tanner Tuff: I’ll tan his hide for him and then he won’t be so tough.
Theodin: Is it a drug to c dissolve blood clots?
Jethro Arnold: Jethro?! Come listen to my story bout a man named Jed…
Even Matthew: I guess he could’ve been Odd.
Moses Joseph: It almost rhymes.
Finn Fawkes: Doesn’t’ exactly rhyme, but it’s still awful.
Boone Doil: I like Boone Docks better.
Stevie Jo: She’ll repay them by being a sickly-sweet girlie-girl who hates to get dirty or play outside.
Kenya Malaysia: parents’ biggest trip was to Dollywood.
Sapphire Jasmine: New perfume?
Ireland Rose: I’m getting creeped out by hearing harps and seeing leprechauns that aren’t there.
DezDemona: Desdemona is iffy enough without misspelling it.
Odessa Agape: Lookit Odessa with her mouth all hung open.