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Montana Lake: World-class bass-fishing to be had.
Tennessee Deacon: He’s probably a snake-handler.
Memphis Mayhem: Somebody went berserk with a chain saw at Graceland.
Boston Maverick: New sports team?
Aruba Ali: Often called Ruby.
Indiana Joe: And the Last Crusade for the Temple of Doom.
California Jane: Did the Beach Boys sing about her?
Boston Kennedy Lynn: Social climbers, trying to impress Boston’s favorite Royal family.
Eireland Faire: Oh please. All your Celtic folk music and faerie folk stories and such ahav gone to your heads.
Connecticut Clare: I was sure Connecticut would be the last state that anybody would be named after. I was wrong. How ugly.
Russia Angelle: From Russia with Love.
Manhattan Stephanie: Sounds like a gangster.
Philadelphia Santee: *snorts*
Iowa Skye: And Nebraska Soil.
Indianna Breeze: How bout Twister.
Montana Cheyenne-Tara: Good lord, how you’ve twisted the map!
Montana Hannah: In addition to sounding silly, if you are young enough to be enthralled by this overaaid, over-processed “star” you are way too young to be anybody’s mother.
Berkley Crestline: It’s got traffic moving slowly in both directions after an accident involvinga chicken truck.
Kynzingtan Lundynn: Oh, it’s too bad England doesn’t cut people’s heads off anymore.
Paris Island: But for that one little r that’s missing, the Marine Corps training base in South Carolina.