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Cage James: Yes, cage him before he hurts somebody.
Trashawn Trenidy: You know it’s a bad sign when the name begins with “trash.”
Winchester Ray: New shotgun?
Brended: Okay, past tense of Brend. I got that, but what is “brend?”
Equilius: This exotic breed of prehistoric horse whose fossils were found last month in Mongolia?
Tripp Justice: If I trip you, and you trip me, that’s justice.
Craven: I wish to hell people would look up words in the dictionary before they co-opt them as names! If they did, they’d know that craven means cowardly, dishonorable.
Hollis Lavator: Hollis Lavatory!
Ryley Jade: Great. With five girl Rileys of various spellings and almost that many Jades, he should be real happy.
Britian Cruize: Yes, take a boat to the UK for a cruise.
Kanddy: Candy is dandy, but Kanddy with her double D’s is porntastic.
Remington Josephine: She and Winchester Ray have much to talk about. Think of the caliber of their children!
EsaBella Seline: Has to keep correcting people who think her name is Isabella.
PHOEBE CRIMEFIGHTER: I am going to hunt down Penn Jillette and torture him! I am willing to bet money I will never have that little Phoebe’s parents would not ever have done this had not Jillette done it first to Moxie.
Above the Chiefs Dom W.: Okay, but will they call him when they want him to set the table or wash his hands?
Ceth Asiel: I never thought Seth could get any worse. Learn something every day, right?
Lushus Samuel Gregory: He is either luscious, or a lush.
Jones W.: “I’ve got a love Jones for you..”
Jodie James Richard: They couldn’t have made the effort and spelled it Jody, even?
Kilikamakanamaikalani Yoshio-Kaohukaimana: Evidently he is Hawaiian. But I can’t even begint o [ronounce this.
Tranquil Manasseh Martrell: About as tranquil as a flea on speed.
Chareti-Mae: Doesn’t make one feel especially charetable.
Markie Marie: And the funky bunch!
Ashtonley Flores: Oh come on! Surely you can do better than that? How about La’De’Mc’Ashtonellaniquelynnannadynisanetteleigh!
Calvert Rose: A rose in the culvert? And if they did Cagney, which sounds like choking on a piece of gristle, why not Lacey?
Cali Sunshine: Delicious, all-natural fruit juice.
Syvannah Ryann: And Savannah is so pretty.
Marie Isabel: Wins a Golden Stork award for nice name.
Cristian Anibal: I believe this is a thoroughly masculine name in Spanish.