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in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Some of these are so painful.
BOYS
Alias Leonidas: If his Alias is Leonidas, what's his real name?
Legion: Soon to be driven out into a herd of pigs.
Chevy Rod: I would have gone for Audi Transmission myself, but there's no accounting for taste.
Kullan Cassadi: I just don't get it. Cullen Cassidy wouldn't be different enough?
Diesel Ryan-Keaan: Oh, yuck on so many levels.
Courage: I heard the Cowardly Lion has been looking for him.
Hilary: In this day in age? A male Hilary? Really, parents? Really?
Phoenix Chi: It sounds like a haircare product. "Hair a little lifeless? Revitalize it with the Phoenix Chi!"
GIRLS
Sy'Mir Ron'Nae: Random apostraphes don't change "Samir Ronnie" into a girl's name.
Aiden Olivia: *grits teeth*
Wisnelly Altagracia: Um, what?
Amity Kate: Ooh, I actually like this one.
Shiloh Billie: I don't get the attraction of Shiloh. Blood-soaked Civil War battle site and hopelessly connected to a celebrity kid.
Raven Eve: I also don't get the attraction of Raven. They're bigtime carrion eaters.
Sharlet Marion: Charlotte for Dummies?
Prudynce Shavaughn: A near miss. Prudence Siobhan would have been really pretty.
Saphyre Dawn: Makes perfect sense because dawn is blue. Oh, no, wait...
Asher Grace: *grits teeth even harder*
Havana Ray: This sounds like a cigar.
BOYS
Oshen Rees: Oh, this hurts me.
Samara: On a boy? Why?
Lucifer: He and little Legion can be best friends. Seriously, though, I don't care about the name's pretty sound or meaning. This is just wrong.
GIRLS
Savannah December: Certainly better weather than a Fargo December, but still a terrible name.
Ellarisicity Sue Gean: LOL. Ten bucks says her teacher will accidently call her Elasticity LN on the first day of school.
Harlow Audrey: As celebrity-trendy as Shiloh.
Cayden Marie, Braidyn Rose, Parker MyKennah, Lachlynn Aleah: I'm so burnt out on this trend. Why won't it just end.
Asher Jaide Catherine: Another one!
Dreamie Rae Lee: Oh, poor baby. She better grow up gorgeous.
Catalina Pancake: Please don't let her last name be House.
Rumor Krummel: This is one of the uglier names I've seen in a while.
PHOEBE CRIMEFIGHTER: Bwahahaha! Um...well, at least she has a better first name than Moxie Crimefighter.
BOYS
Ebay Tyrone: "I got it on eBay!"
Tuff Shane: Heaven help this boy if he's a little wimp.
GIRLS
Scout: Such a good name for a German Shepherd.
Addison Tucker: After a while I just start to go numb.
Persephanie Elise: If you commit to using a mythological name, spell it correctly.
Phonix Isra Czekeli: ditto
Jubilee: This is kinda a GP of mine. :)
Heavenly Anglique: Will probably grow up to be a little hellraiser.
Eowyn Noelle: I hate Tolkein names, regardless of the care the author took in inventing them. I wish parents could express their love for their fandom without involving an innocent kid.
Heaven Lena: I bet they pronounce that LEE-na, not LAY-na. Heavenly. How precious.
Semaj Melissa: When all the little Nevaehs are explaining how their names are "heaven spelled backwards," Semaj will have a story to tell too. Lucky girl. What girl wouldn't want "James spelled backwards" as her name?
Scarlet Marguerite: pretty!
LunaSol Wood: For the indecisive parent.
BOYS
Alias Leonidas: If his Alias is Leonidas, what's his real name?
Legion: Soon to be driven out into a herd of pigs.
Chevy Rod: I would have gone for Audi Transmission myself, but there's no accounting for taste.
Kullan Cassadi: I just don't get it. Cullen Cassidy wouldn't be different enough?
Diesel Ryan-Keaan: Oh, yuck on so many levels.
Courage: I heard the Cowardly Lion has been looking for him.
Hilary: In this day in age? A male Hilary? Really, parents? Really?
Phoenix Chi: It sounds like a haircare product. "Hair a little lifeless? Revitalize it with the Phoenix Chi!"
GIRLS
Sy'Mir Ron'Nae: Random apostraphes don't change "Samir Ronnie" into a girl's name.
Aiden Olivia: *grits teeth*
Wisnelly Altagracia: Um, what?
Amity Kate: Ooh, I actually like this one.
Shiloh Billie: I don't get the attraction of Shiloh. Blood-soaked Civil War battle site and hopelessly connected to a celebrity kid.
Raven Eve: I also don't get the attraction of Raven. They're bigtime carrion eaters.
Sharlet Marion: Charlotte for Dummies?
Prudynce Shavaughn: A near miss. Prudence Siobhan would have been really pretty.
Saphyre Dawn: Makes perfect sense because dawn is blue. Oh, no, wait...
Asher Grace: *grits teeth even harder*
Havana Ray: This sounds like a cigar.
BOYS
Oshen Rees: Oh, this hurts me.
Samara: On a boy? Why?
Lucifer: He and little Legion can be best friends. Seriously, though, I don't care about the name's pretty sound or meaning. This is just wrong.
GIRLS
Savannah December: Certainly better weather than a Fargo December, but still a terrible name.
Ellarisicity Sue Gean: LOL. Ten bucks says her teacher will accidently call her Elasticity LN on the first day of school.
Harlow Audrey: As celebrity-trendy as Shiloh.
Cayden Marie, Braidyn Rose, Parker MyKennah, Lachlynn Aleah: I'm so burnt out on this trend. Why won't it just end.
Asher Jaide Catherine: Another one!
Dreamie Rae Lee: Oh, poor baby. She better grow up gorgeous.
Catalina Pancake: Please don't let her last name be House.
Rumor Krummel: This is one of the uglier names I've seen in a while.
PHOEBE CRIMEFIGHTER: Bwahahaha! Um...well, at least she has a better first name than Moxie Crimefighter.
BOYS
Ebay Tyrone: "I got it on eBay!"
Tuff Shane: Heaven help this boy if he's a little wimp.
GIRLS
Scout: Such a good name for a German Shepherd.
Addison Tucker: After a while I just start to go numb.
Persephanie Elise: If you commit to using a mythological name, spell it correctly.
Phonix Isra Czekeli: ditto
Jubilee: This is kinda a GP of mine. :)
Heavenly Anglique: Will probably grow up to be a little hellraiser.
Eowyn Noelle: I hate Tolkein names, regardless of the care the author took in inventing them. I wish parents could express their love for their fandom without involving an innocent kid.
Heaven Lena: I bet they pronounce that LEE-na, not LAY-na. Heavenly. How precious.
Semaj Melissa: When all the little Nevaehs are explaining how their names are "heaven spelled backwards," Semaj will have a story to tell too. Lucky girl. What girl wouldn't want "James spelled backwards" as her name?
Scarlet Marguerite: pretty!
LunaSol Wood: For the indecisive parent.
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