Re: November 3-in1 Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
GIRLS
Corinthian C. -- the C. stands for Column
Noa H. -- this is actually a relief. I adore Noa on a girl.
Malayza B. -- a cross between the country and the disease
Saudiea C. -- Right. That's not political at ALL.
Purity J. -- Chastity's little sister!
Aunesty M. -- Let's be Aunest: this is disgraceful.
La'Quasia Caz'Monae Million -- I got a million times queasier than I was just looking at this
Cyncere S. -- Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, Cyncere. P.S. I'm really, really not mocking you.
Novell T. -- Actually, this indicates to me that you've never picked up a book in your life
Angle Marina -- Where the boats are perpendicular!
Nour Mohamed -- You do know that Mohammed and its various spellings are the most popular names given to boys across the entire globe, right?
Mette Veronika Edythe -- Eye Mette Veronika Edythe andd it wuz a weerd ekspeeriens.
Kashmir Olivia -- sad, sad, sad... she'll never actually own cashmere...
Mercury Rachel -- we've gone from gender-switching to a form of poison. Excellent!
BOYS
Izriyale W. -- Followed by siblings Amurrika and Sweedyn
Brock Noble -- Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Kutter Bazzar -- Bizarre it is indeed.
Maverick Sidney -- it's almost obscure, but is it... yes... could it be... A JOHN MCCAIN REFERENCE!
Londyn Clay -- found on the bottom of the Thames
Messiah W. -- the kid's going to be an atheist
Tripp J. -- because that won't get annoying on the playground
GIRLS
Honesty M. -- well, it's better than Aunesty
Perfect Destiny -- STRIP JOINT!
Juniper Bay -- sounds like the romantic resort where she was conceived
Eowynn Vivian Shyler -- you know you're not a LOTR fan when you misspell Eowyn...
Jazybyl Viktoria -- siblings Dalieluh and Sallomae will soon follow
Laheaven Sanequoia Jaiona -- [chokes on vowels]
Squirrel Patton -- They'll be frisking this one in airports.
Immaculate -- no, she wasn't.
BOYS
Compton Steele -- Compton's not really where I'd set up my industrial plant.
Reason W. -- I'd have reasoned with his parents a bit
GIRLS
Breeh Anne -- we know what this really is. give it up.
Valentine Echo -- Be mine... be mine... be mine...
Scottie-Lynn Marie -- Followed by Francie-Poo...?
Thursday Jo -- needed to be distinguished from all the other Jos around.
Raedestynetiah -- Bless you!
Fenix Amelia -- haha, I'm waiting for brother Phoelix.
Sehven Lee -- you just know she's the first child.
Bear -- isn't this what you usually call the dog?
BOYS
Angelgabriel -- quick! spit it out!
Ace Danger -- Quick! To the Batmobile!
Pryor -- Pryor to him, we had some other baby name mishaps...
Etzael Diego -- Pretzel Diego
Leigh Frederick Ivey -- We'll call him Fred and pretend we didn't actually want a girl.
Puma and Jaguar [twin boys] -- really? you were theming them? I SO did not catch that!
Wilder Blue -- because the first one was too tame.
Corinthian C. -- the C. stands for Column
Noa H. -- this is actually a relief. I adore Noa on a girl.
Malayza B. -- a cross between the country and the disease
Saudiea C. -- Right. That's not political at ALL.
Purity J. -- Chastity's little sister!
Aunesty M. -- Let's be Aunest: this is disgraceful.
La'Quasia Caz'Monae Million -- I got a million times queasier than I was just looking at this
Cyncere S. -- Thank you for your consideration. Sincerely, Cyncere. P.S. I'm really, really not mocking you.
Novell T. -- Actually, this indicates to me that you've never picked up a book in your life
Angle Marina -- Where the boats are perpendicular!
Nour Mohamed -- You do know that Mohammed and its various spellings are the most popular names given to boys across the entire globe, right?
Mette Veronika Edythe -- Eye Mette Veronika Edythe andd it wuz a weerd ekspeeriens.
Kashmir Olivia -- sad, sad, sad... she'll never actually own cashmere...
Mercury Rachel -- we've gone from gender-switching to a form of poison. Excellent!
BOYS
Izriyale W. -- Followed by siblings Amurrika and Sweedyn
Brock Noble -- Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Kutter Bazzar -- Bizarre it is indeed.
Maverick Sidney -- it's almost obscure, but is it... yes... could it be... A JOHN MCCAIN REFERENCE!
Londyn Clay -- found on the bottom of the Thames
Messiah W. -- the kid's going to be an atheist
Tripp J. -- because that won't get annoying on the playground
GIRLS
Honesty M. -- well, it's better than Aunesty
Perfect Destiny -- STRIP JOINT!
Juniper Bay -- sounds like the romantic resort where she was conceived
Eowynn Vivian Shyler -- you know you're not a LOTR fan when you misspell Eowyn...
Jazybyl Viktoria -- siblings Dalieluh and Sallomae will soon follow
Laheaven Sanequoia Jaiona -- [chokes on vowels]
Squirrel Patton -- They'll be frisking this one in airports.
Immaculate -- no, she wasn't.
BOYS
Compton Steele -- Compton's not really where I'd set up my industrial plant.
Reason W. -- I'd have reasoned with his parents a bit
GIRLS
Breeh Anne -- we know what this really is. give it up.
Valentine Echo -- Be mine... be mine... be mine...
Scottie-Lynn Marie -- Followed by Francie-Poo...?
Thursday Jo -- needed to be distinguished from all the other Jos around.
Raedestynetiah -- Bless you!
Fenix Amelia -- haha, I'm waiting for brother Phoelix.
Sehven Lee -- you just know she's the first child.
Bear -- isn't this what you usually call the dog?
BOYS
Angelgabriel -- quick! spit it out!
Ace Danger -- Quick! To the Batmobile!
Pryor -- Pryor to him, we had some other baby name mishaps...
Etzael Diego -- Pretzel Diego
Leigh Frederick Ivey -- We'll call him Fred and pretend we didn't actually want a girl.
Puma and Jaguar [twin boys] -- really? you were theming them? I SO did not catch that!
Wilder Blue -- because the first one was too tame.