Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Ace Dakotason: I knew they'd eventually start tacking son onto every name they found...
Dustand Snow: They need to pave their driveway, that way they won't be bothered with so much dust and snow.
Teal'c: Pronounced T L C, right? Named after his diaper rash medicine.
Cross Benjamin: Hot Cross Ben!
Dodge Hemi-James: Just to spite his parents, he calls himself Jim and drives only foreign cars.
Lucifer: I don't care if you don't have a problem with it, other people will.
Doxie: AKA Floozie, Tart, Strumpet, Skank.
Ashlee Lashlee: Why?!!
Jack and Buck: Stupid stupid people.
Carcyn: I'm just waiting for somebody to name their kid Carcynojenn.
Dreighzdyn Hazelle Violette: WHy didn't they go all out and do Dreighzdynne?
Crystal Blu: Toilet bowl cleaners?
Talladega Joseph: If you absolutely have to use Talladega, use it for a girl.
Remedy Guy: Hey, I have a sore tooth! Look up Remedy Guy and see what he recommends.
Asiatic: My dictionary says Asiatic, when applied to a person, is usually considered offensive.
Bodascious Christian Lee: Gag. Nobody even uses the word bodacious anymore.
Auto: Why not Otto?
Legend Karr: It could drive itself.
Revelation Ilene: She is famous for flashing men.
Khemistry Renee: And she is famous for smelling bad and exploding.
Velocity Sujey: New Japanese car?
Celebrity: *rolls eyes* People, you might as well put a neon sign on your house saying "I Am Trashy and Have No Class."
Hero Himalaya: Huge, overstuffed mountainous sub sandwich.
Heiress Italia: Italy is not going to make you heir.
Symphony Evanessence: Bubble bath?
Vanity Safire: Tack ee.
Linen: Towels and sheets.
Goddess Denae: Yeah sure.
Persephanie Jinx: You jinxed it, all right.
Sleeping Beauty: What's her mother, 10?!
Heavenly Darling: She is the town's hottest "escort" and commands high prices.
Dustand Snow: They need to pave their driveway, that way they won't be bothered with so much dust and snow.
Teal'c: Pronounced T L C, right? Named after his diaper rash medicine.
Cross Benjamin: Hot Cross Ben!
Dodge Hemi-James: Just to spite his parents, he calls himself Jim and drives only foreign cars.
Lucifer: I don't care if you don't have a problem with it, other people will.
Doxie: AKA Floozie, Tart, Strumpet, Skank.
Ashlee Lashlee: Why?!!
Jack and Buck: Stupid stupid people.
Carcyn: I'm just waiting for somebody to name their kid Carcynojenn.
Dreighzdyn Hazelle Violette: WHy didn't they go all out and do Dreighzdynne?
Crystal Blu: Toilet bowl cleaners?
Talladega Joseph: If you absolutely have to use Talladega, use it for a girl.
Remedy Guy: Hey, I have a sore tooth! Look up Remedy Guy and see what he recommends.
Asiatic: My dictionary says Asiatic, when applied to a person, is usually considered offensive.
Bodascious Christian Lee: Gag. Nobody even uses the word bodacious anymore.
Auto: Why not Otto?
Legend Karr: It could drive itself.
Revelation Ilene: She is famous for flashing men.
Khemistry Renee: And she is famous for smelling bad and exploding.
Velocity Sujey: New Japanese car?
Celebrity: *rolls eyes* People, you might as well put a neon sign on your house saying "I Am Trashy and Have No Class."
Hero Himalaya: Huge, overstuffed mountainous sub sandwich.
Heiress Italia: Italy is not going to make you heir.
Symphony Evanessence: Bubble bath?
Vanity Safire: Tack ee.
Linen: Towels and sheets.
Goddess Denae: Yeah sure.
Persephanie Jinx: You jinxed it, all right.
Sleeping Beauty: What's her mother, 10?!
Heavenly Darling: She is the town's hottest "escort" and commands high prices.