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I like:
BOYS
Peter
Isaac
Mason Elijah Memphis
River Phoenix
Elijah
Dane

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GIRLS
London
Chandler
Mae
Denali Anne Margaret
Honey Lola
Logan Kate
Maria
Harper Adele
Hope
Lynn
Soleil
Helene
Emerald Rose
Thora
Scout Eleanor Presley
Johanna
Ainsley
Ireland
Anna
Leigh
Berlin Marie
Ezra Rose Ann

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BOYS
Automatic -not stick shift
Thunder -good horse name
McKinglynn Marlone -that looks like a trendy girl name
Hurles Caleb Allen -I hurled alright
Fysher B. -way to make an ugly name uglier
Brat B. -there is just no hope for this kid
Mister P. -what the heck?
Rusty Hardy -way too nick namey
Bates Worman -First I thought that said Woman
River Warren -nice
River Phoenix -they are okay seperate, but together no
Cozner Jaxson Deaver -I don't get it
Tatum Michael -not bad
Kaylo Elijah -like a masculine for Kayla?
Fowler -bad name

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GIRLS
Bryce Victoria -*scream*
Cooper Elizabeth -*screams even louder*
Dinah Maria -nice
Harper Adele -love it
Emerald Rose -GP
Roper -I expect this on a boy
Chaselynn Johanna -that is so ugly
Braylin Jewell -see above
Strawberry -well if you can name your kid Apple
Courtney Stephen -are you sure its a girl?
Princess -is she a cat?
KelseaMarie Pippa-Rayne -*vomits*
Miss -that's going to look good on a grown up
Honesty Mykayla -honestly ugly
Tashtyn Rae Ann -I don'y get it
Sauner Elizabeth -like sauna
Apple -we got over this in 2004
Ailyn Passion Ma'Hazle -words haven't been invented for how ugly this is
Puck -you know what that rhymes with
Rainbow -just no
Autumn Feather & Lotus Eagle -nature lovers

I hate virtually all of them, but here are the worst:

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Automatic - WTF?
Brat B. - This kid will be a real brat.
Mister P. - What's next, Master P? Mr. T?
Maximus Crews - Someone call the pretentious police!
Bates Worman - He weighted 16 lb 14 oz - Someone call Maury Povich!
River Warren - River is so corny.
River Phoenix - Maybe he'll suffer the same tragic ending as River Phoenix. Oh, brother.
Kaylo Elijah - Sounds like a masculinization of Kayla.

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GIRLS
London Gayle - Such a silly combo.
Chandler Nicole - Oh, by the way, Chandler from Friends' name was supposed to be a JOKE!
Cooper Elizabeth - Barf.
Scout Eleanor Presley - Scout is a NICKNAME! It's like naming your kid Buddy or Darling.
Chaselynn Johanna - Yuck!
Mairead Ireland - So faux Irish it's not even funny.
Strawberry - This is ridiculous!
Malaysia Nicole - I think Malays will get angry when they see this as a name.
Journey - This is not a name.
Miss - This HAS to be a joke.
Berlin Marie - Berlin is a horrid excuse for a name.
Garnette Auroara - Aurora misspelled? What has the world come to?
Apple - *(##%@$%@)+%#%! YOU HAD TO NAME HER AFTER GWYNETH PALTROW'S DAUGHTER! THAT IS SO @#$% STUPID!
Ailyn Passion Ma'Hazle - Aylin (NOT Ailyn) is a Turkish name, and should stay on Turkish women and girls.
Essence Denise - How trashy!

I like/love (but would never use)

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BOYS
Thunder
Cedar
Rocky
Mason Elijah Memphis

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GIRLS
Soleil Helene
Emerald Rose
October Skye - much prefer it for a boy (October Sky)
Rainbow - prefer it for a boy
Autumn Feather
Lotus Eagle

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I HATE:

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Automatic - "This car could be automatic..." or rather "This boy could be automatic"
Brat B.
Mister P.
Cozner Jaxson Deaver

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Bryce Victoria - Bryce ruins it, it's just so masculine
Hope Liberty - overkill
Gabriel Moulton - maybe it was a boy after all?
Braylin Jewell - Braylin sounds horrible
Strawberry - food names are NOT cool
Princess
Miss R.
Miss O.
Honesty Mykayla
Berlin Marie
Tashtyn Rae Ann
Garnette Auroara
Diazonna Shiloh
Apple
Ailyn Passion Ma'Hazle

*groans, whimpers*

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Haven't had to resort to "Whipping Post" for a while. Shoud've known it wouldn't last. *cranks it up*

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Automatic: I guess he'll fit right in with all the Remingtons and Colts running around the school. His mom can be jailed for bringing an Automatic onto school grounds.

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McKiglynn: So girls aren't the only ones getting cobbled-together collections of tryndee elements as names.

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Harloh Master Chongdee: *interrupts quiet singing with loud raucous laugh* Sonds like a line from a Chinese martial arts movie.

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Hurles Caleb Allen: Right through the window.

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Brat: Oh, definitely! With parents like that, what else will he be?

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Mister: The lazy persons's way of naming.

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Maximus Crews: Say it fast and what do you get? Porno name.

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Rusty Hardy: Like my snow shovel: it's rusty, but it's hardy.

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Bates Worman: At his size, they better watch out he doesn't EAT his doting mama.

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River Phoenix: Oh please. Parents probably don't even remember the actor.

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Honey Lola: From one of those "Find your super porno-star name" generator things?

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Beulah: She must be the only Beulah under age sixty.

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Roper: The Queen of the Ro-Day-oh.

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Strawberry: She's red and bumpy.
Miss: Not two of them! They'll fight over Mister!

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October Skye: Ever seen the movie by this name? It's like naming somebody Coyote Uglee. Or Tropick Thunder.

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Sauner: Them Beverly Hillbillies is relaxin' in their hot steamy sauner.

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Puma: And her sibs Nike and Reebok.

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Autumn Feather and Lotus Eagle: Trying for the Indian look, but Lotus doesn't work.

I like/* would use:

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BOYS
Thunder*- girl
Memphis*- girl
Darwin
Mckenzie*

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GIRLS
Chandler
Thora
Journey*- boy
Autumn
October

I like;

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Caleb Allen (spelt Alan)
Phoenix

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Mae (spelt May)
Victoria
Anne
Elizabeth (spelt Elisabeth)
Adele
Gabriel (m)
Emerald Rose
Thora
Scout
Autumn
October Skye (prefer Octavia Skye)
Shiloh

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BOYS
Kalani
Cedar
Harlow
Fisher
Elijah
Sidney
Shiloh
Bates
River
Warren
Phoenix
London
Harper
Hope
Liberty
Soleil
Ireland
Sailor
Journey
Rain
Autumn
October
Sky
Lotus

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GIRLS
Harlow
Shiloh
Bates
River
Michael
Victoria
Anne
Elisabeth
Harper
Hope
Liberty
Rose
Thora
Scout
Eleanor
Ireland
Dylan
Autumn
October Sky
Ezra
Rainbow