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I love Agata Maria. It's gorgeous! Martin Karol and Niko David are also very nice.

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As for the rest:
Ezra Rose --I really really don't want Ezra to the girls
Berkley Elizabeth --Berkley is just so... California
Emberlee Elise --Why not make it more tryndeigh and make it Emberleigh? Ugh
Autumn Hunter --Never picks up a gun or a bow
Autumn Skye --oh how cute ::gag::
Willow Butterfly --eep
Peggy Sue Ann --Margaret Susan Ann would have been nice
Aura Suzanne --eh
Apprintiss --Maybe she'll learn how to spell in that position
Isis Theron --Isis is a gp, but Theron on a girl, no way
Brazil Nueva --The new Brazil
Journey Rae-Ann --Tackeigh
Opal Rane --Odd
Scotti Lynne --This one really makes me cringe for some reason
Layton Danielle --Just not cute
Braylinn Renea --Ick
Henna Sky --This is a bit earthy...
Seacret --almost like Seacrest
Aidenn Fae --Adding Fae doesn't make the first name feminine
Patience Therese --lack of flow
Sonnet Rose --just dislike these
Ebeny Skye --nn Night
Belle Adaire --too close to Bel-Air
Paradise R. --I suddenly got South Pacific stuck in my head
Paradyse --Oh the Y makes it cuter right?
Paradice --Pair of dice
Hunter Rose --Rose doesn't take that violent edge off of Hunter
April Raine --Sib: May Flower
Liberty Grace --A bit too much for me in one combo
Oppihany --Is that like the opposite of Epiphany, like if someone knocks you out?
Lady Cannon --Brother: Gentleman Bazooka
Lady Diana --wow
Lady Christian --weird
Lady Faith --also weird
Peacock --LOL
Peacefulove --sheesh
Townsend --total surname
Tigra --That kind of sounds like an American Gladiator name.
Knox --oh how feminine
Knowledge --well, at least they knew how to spell it
Ryver --Why not Ryvyr?
Tigerlily --eh
Shiloh Kaydence --way too trendy
Heavin Marie --yawn
Kalamity Rose --LOL

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BoyColleen --sister is GirlColleen
Marshall Leslie --ok, but dislike the flow
Seals --Navy?
Shylo --ick to the spelling
Shyloh --still don't like the name
Seam --odd
Tiger Arlen --blah
Tiger Javier --what is with Tiger?

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I like:

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Rose
Elizabeth (spelt Elisabeth)
Elise
Autumn Skye
Willow
Danielle (prefer Daniella)
Tigerlily
Shiloh

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James
David
Matthew

I like/love*:
Rose
Elise
Skye
Maria
Willow *
Aura
Isis *
Fae *
Belle *
Grace
Marie

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Sage *
Niko David

Oh, here we go...

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Autumn Skye & Willow Butterfly-hippie parents, or parents who think they're being creative by giving their babies embarrassingly soft hippie names? I'm betting on the latter.

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Apprintiss/Oppiphany-literacy is important, people. So is giving your child an actual name and not just, you know, a random word for a name. I hate that.

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Henna Skye-might as well name her Tattoo Rain. Same thing.

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Seacret-strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. It also looks like Ryan Seacrest's name.

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Sonnet Rose-I prefer Haiku Tulip.

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Paradise/Paridyse/Paridice-Oy vey. Me no likey.

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Lady INSERT MN HERE-is it a baby, or a cocker spaniel?

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Peacock-oh, no, she won't get teased with this one. The kids at school will just think of the pretty bird!

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Peacfulove-Peaceful Ove? They forgot an "L".

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BoyColleen-WHAT THE EFF IS THIS!? This isn't a name, this is what they wrote on the little I.D. bracelet! Good lord.

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Knowledge Kirk-I love it when parents name their kids something like Knowledge in a pathetic attempt to sound intelligent and deep. Except not, because then it sucks for the kid.

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Withluck-Lucky I can tolerate-barely-but Withluck? Good gravy, that is bad.

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Gentle-what if he grows up to be the kind of guy who is always getting in bar fights?

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Jaafar/Yoda-bad guy from "Aladdin", little green muppet with big ears.

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Sir Chancelor/Sir Lanceolot-I prefer Sir Elton John myself.

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*groans* Well, crank it up loud, I am going to have to really belt it out this time

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Worse and worse...

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Berkley Elizabeth: Jolie Angelina. Redford Robert.

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Autumn Hunter: And her new-baby gifts include a mini tree stand and an orange vest and hat.

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Peggy Sue Ann: And her sister Bobbi Jo Lou? ANd brother Billy Jack Dee?

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Apprintiss: Safe to say this kid's family will never impress Mr. Trump.

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Brazil Nueva: Rio's leading daily newspaper.

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Scotti: I always cringe when I hear of grown men being called Scottie. This is even worse.

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Layton: Around here, Layton is strictly for guys in thei sixties and older.

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Henna Sky: And Clairol Sunset?

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Seacret: Is it a new feminine hygiene product you can use at the beach?

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Patience Therese: They're nice by themselves, but together they sound like a nun.

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Paradice: Gamblers' Annonymous wants to hear from you.

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April Raine: Porn star name.

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Oppihany: Is that meant to be like Epiphany? Cause it doesn't work.

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Lady Cannon: A female player on the Chudley Cannons.

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Lady Diana: Who are you fooling?!

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Lady Faith: Why not Our Lady of the Sorrows?

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Peacock: To be strictly correct, it should be Peahen. *rolls eyes* Don't tell me that kid isn't going to get nasty teasing.

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Peacefulove: The police get called to her house on noise and fight complaints every weekend.

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Heavin Marie: Marie's heavin'! Get the basin!

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Kalamity Rose: *slams head into desk*

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BoyColleen: This parent must be mentally retarded. Seriously.

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Seals: ANd Crofts?

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Seam: And his brother Stitch.

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Gentle: Yeah, right.

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Withluck: With any luck at all, he'll be taken away.

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Yodah: George Lucas must die.

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Sir Chancelor: Proving they know nothing about chancellors.

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Sir Lanceolot: Maybe his parents are friends with Lady Diana's people?

Eragon Matthew? This cannot be...

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Like/love*

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GIRLS
Elizabeth
Elise
Autumn
Skye- Sky*
Agata Maria
Willow
Aura*
Isis
Opal
Rane- Rain*
Lynne
Renea- Renee*
Henna Sky
Fae*
Patience Therese
Sonnet* Rose
Christian
Ryver- River*
Shiloh
Kaydence- Cadence*

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BOYS
Shylo- Shiloh
Edan
Martin
Sage*
James*
David
Lyric
August

I like

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Autumn Skye
Agata Maria
Isis Theron
April Raine

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But, Brazil Nueva? LMAO!

GIRLS
Ezra Rose -hate Ezra on a girl
Autumn Hunter -too phrasey
Autumn Skye -its grey
Willow Butterfly -I like Willow
Peggy Sue Ann -wasn't that a song
Apprintiss -and her sibling Traeni
Opal Rane -I kind of like it
Ebeny Skye -spell Ebony and we'll call it good
Hunter Rose -GP
April Raine -and her sister May Flower
Oppihany -huh?
Lady Diana -say what?
Peacock -why would you name your daughter after a male bird?
Peacefulove -hippie
Townsend -ugly name for a girl
Knox -see above
Knowledge -why do I get the feeling her parents lacked this
Tigerlily -and Peter Pan
Kalamity Rose -what a cowgirl name

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BOYS
BoyColleen -that's going to look nice on a grown man
Marshall Leslie -I like it
Seals -and his brother Walruses
Seam -like in fabric
Edan Francis -this would be great on a girl
Gentle -and he will become a thug when he grows up
Withluck -with luck kids won't make fun of him
Jaafar Z. -isn't this the bad guy on Aladdin
Yodah -Star Wars ended so long ago
Sir Lanceolot -uh yeah...
Sterling August -nice

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The list of the ones I really don't like would be too long... So here are the one's I do like.
Opal Rane - I like Opal, hate Rane
Sonnet Rose - This actually is kind of cute, though I'm not big into using words as names
Ryver - I can't decide whether I like or hate this one. I think it's the spelling

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BOYS
Marshall Leslie - Like Marshall, hate Leslie
Knox - I like Knox for some reason, he just needs a middle name

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I feel really bad for a lot of these kids. Especially Apprintiss, Peacefulove, Withluck and Gentle.

I like/*would use:

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GIRLS
Autumn*
Willow*
Butterfly
Scottie
Hunter
April
Tigerlily

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BOYS
Elise*
Ezra
Seam
Eden
Martin
Chancelor
Lancelot
Lyric
Thor
Emerson

I'd Use

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GIRLS
Rose FN (Briar Rose)
Elisabeth MN
Autumn MN
Hunter
Sky MN
Anne (Anne Marie) MN
Apprintiss - Apprentice FN/MN
Rain MN
Seacret - Secret
Paradise - MN
Liberty - MN
Knox
Knowledge - FN/MN
Ryver - River
Tigerlily
Shiloh
Heavin - Heaven - MN
Tiger NN
August

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BOYS
Ezra - MN
Autumn - FN/MN
Willow - MN
Journey
Sky NN
Rain
Liberty - MN
Christian
Ryver - River
Shiloh
Edan - Eden
Francis - MN
Knox - MN
Sage
David - MN
Lanceolot - Launcelot - MN
Lyric
Eragon - MN
Emerson - MN