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Helpthat settles it!
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
The musical theme for Sabrina's BA's is hereby chosen, by your chairman, who is me. And it is of course "Tied to the Whipping Post" because, at the risk of repeating myself, Good Lord, I feel like I'm dying! Parody lyrics to follow some day if anybody is interested.
Tess: Bad move.
Navayden Robert Alixsander: Is that a masculinization of Nevaeh? It's definitely a butchering of Alexander. Thank goodness for Robert.
Cape Cod: And his sister Fort Bragg and brother Coney Island.
Trapper Kale: Kale is not an animal that needs to be trapped.
Sweetheart Aaron: If he goes berserk with a rifle at his eighth grade graduation, we'll know why. And no jury in the world will find him guilty.
Heart Michael: 1. I Heart Michael. 2. Intestines David.
Jesse James: Here's my charming children Lizzie Bordyn and Ted Bundeigh.
Panther: *rolls eyes*
Almond: If her middle name is Joy, I seriously do not want to live. Bad enough she's a nut.
Scarlet Raine: Ever seen the movie Carrie?
Sunflower Aaron: Maybe she and Sweetheart and Sunshine can join forces.
Peach Dear: "Marge, what kind of tea is this stuff?" "It's peach, dear."
Baby Shawn: The mother is a 16-year-old with an IQ hovering around 50, and the only name she knows is her "boyfriend" who bought her all those nice plastic bracelets after she let him have his way with her, and his name is Shawn.
Lulu: I can't imagine a person named this.
A Mirikah: Homeland Security has a dossier on this bunch.
Angel Love Jacqueline: Jackie could never understand why creepy Angela Davenport was always sticking lipstick-kissed notes into her locker.
Solomon Obadiah: Parents' biggest disappointment is that their child cannot pee standing up without making a puddle.
Starliene Sonota: SNot jokes! Snot jokes!
Vista Avalon: Bought up by Yahoo and Cingular.
Cinderella: Newest hire at the Lusty Kitty.
Storyheart: A word name that doesn't even make sense.
Pruple Rain: Little tiny effeminate guys dressed all in purple do not equal good names.
Assyria Selena: Sounds like a disease. A serious one.
Treazure-Belle Rose Donelle: WOn a blue ribbon in the dairy cattle division at the state fair.
Vienna Breeze and Venice Raine: The closest these parents ever got to Europe was watching that National Lampoon European Vacation movie.
Peregrine, Rae, Fox and Crane: When they run out of "acceptable" animal names they'll start on Beaver, Woodchuck and Termite.
Favre and Brett: At least it wasn't Orenthal and James.
Roge: Always mistaken for Roger.
Hunter Buck: Ted Nugent wants to adopt him.
Craig Theodore: Congratulations! These parents win the prize for nicest, most normal name!
Sincer: Not very sincere.
Kyle Hernia: Oh my god. It's happened. I knew it would. Let me try: Michael Rupture. Stephanie Gallstone. Donald Hemorrhoid. Lisa Esophagus.
Rowdy Dan Tate: He's been kicked out of every bar from here to Orlando.
Hannahnevaeh Lynn: The ghost of Anna Nicole Smith is gibbering away in the woodwork, shaking her silicone boobs and jugglign her pills.
Araya-Hope: Two thirds of a pun is always PU.
Irie Mayhem: And if she goes ona shooting spree, we'll know why.
Serenitee Angel: From the Abandoned Dead Baby files.
Dani California: No, dammit, I already picked the theme song! *bangs head*
Lourdes Destiny: Her act at the Lusty Kitty involves dressing like a nun.
Rmunnie Tiphani: I think it is safe to say that people who mangle the names of high-end retailers are giving themselves away in a most obvious manner.
Dorian Grace: The picture of Dorian Grace.
Urban Raif: Wasn't he one of the gangsters in West Side Story.
Jayde Lafat: Fat Greenie.
Diesel Peter: (*snickers nastily* Made by Buzz! the toy company for adventurous adults.
Shant Adom: Oh, you shan't, shan't you?
Empire Dang: How about Kingdom Goshdarn?
Boston Chase: Because Marathon wasn't tryndee enough.
Oktobyr: Because October wasn't unique enough.
Germy Condalia: Nobody would play with her because they thought she was contaminated.
Pollyanna Noeni Joy: Tongue flop!
Seveah: Almost "heaves" backwards. "Yrd Sevaeh."
Bronti Susan Louise: Brontosaurus Louise.
Indigo Lotus: I recommend the egg rolls and the chicken fried rice.
Senator Rose: ...Denied the allegations of money laundering and bribery.
Londanne Suzzanne: Foghorn Leghorn!
Rage, Bravery and Integrity: Isn't this the motto of Al-Qaeda?
Praise, Glory and Truth: The kids are whiny, sneaky and dishonest.
Tess: Bad move.
Navayden Robert Alixsander: Is that a masculinization of Nevaeh? It's definitely a butchering of Alexander. Thank goodness for Robert.
Cape Cod: And his sister Fort Bragg and brother Coney Island.
Trapper Kale: Kale is not an animal that needs to be trapped.
Sweetheart Aaron: If he goes berserk with a rifle at his eighth grade graduation, we'll know why. And no jury in the world will find him guilty.
Heart Michael: 1. I Heart Michael. 2. Intestines David.
Jesse James: Here's my charming children Lizzie Bordyn and Ted Bundeigh.
Panther: *rolls eyes*
Almond: If her middle name is Joy, I seriously do not want to live. Bad enough she's a nut.
Scarlet Raine: Ever seen the movie Carrie?
Sunflower Aaron: Maybe she and Sweetheart and Sunshine can join forces.
Peach Dear: "Marge, what kind of tea is this stuff?" "It's peach, dear."
Baby Shawn: The mother is a 16-year-old with an IQ hovering around 50, and the only name she knows is her "boyfriend" who bought her all those nice plastic bracelets after she let him have his way with her, and his name is Shawn.
Lulu: I can't imagine a person named this.
A Mirikah: Homeland Security has a dossier on this bunch.
Angel Love Jacqueline: Jackie could never understand why creepy Angela Davenport was always sticking lipstick-kissed notes into her locker.
Solomon Obadiah: Parents' biggest disappointment is that their child cannot pee standing up without making a puddle.
Starliene Sonota: SNot jokes! Snot jokes!
Vista Avalon: Bought up by Yahoo and Cingular.
Cinderella: Newest hire at the Lusty Kitty.
Storyheart: A word name that doesn't even make sense.
Pruple Rain: Little tiny effeminate guys dressed all in purple do not equal good names.
Assyria Selena: Sounds like a disease. A serious one.
Treazure-Belle Rose Donelle: WOn a blue ribbon in the dairy cattle division at the state fair.
Vienna Breeze and Venice Raine: The closest these parents ever got to Europe was watching that National Lampoon European Vacation movie.
Peregrine, Rae, Fox and Crane: When they run out of "acceptable" animal names they'll start on Beaver, Woodchuck and Termite.
Favre and Brett: At least it wasn't Orenthal and James.
Roge: Always mistaken for Roger.
Hunter Buck: Ted Nugent wants to adopt him.
Craig Theodore: Congratulations! These parents win the prize for nicest, most normal name!
Sincer: Not very sincere.
Kyle Hernia: Oh my god. It's happened. I knew it would. Let me try: Michael Rupture. Stephanie Gallstone. Donald Hemorrhoid. Lisa Esophagus.
Rowdy Dan Tate: He's been kicked out of every bar from here to Orlando.
Hannahnevaeh Lynn: The ghost of Anna Nicole Smith is gibbering away in the woodwork, shaking her silicone boobs and jugglign her pills.
Araya-Hope: Two thirds of a pun is always PU.
Irie Mayhem: And if she goes ona shooting spree, we'll know why.
Serenitee Angel: From the Abandoned Dead Baby files.
Dani California: No, dammit, I already picked the theme song! *bangs head*
Lourdes Destiny: Her act at the Lusty Kitty involves dressing like a nun.
Rmunnie Tiphani: I think it is safe to say that people who mangle the names of high-end retailers are giving themselves away in a most obvious manner.
Dorian Grace: The picture of Dorian Grace.
Urban Raif: Wasn't he one of the gangsters in West Side Story.
Jayde Lafat: Fat Greenie.
Diesel Peter: (*snickers nastily* Made by Buzz! the toy company for adventurous adults.
Shant Adom: Oh, you shan't, shan't you?
Empire Dang: How about Kingdom Goshdarn?
Boston Chase: Because Marathon wasn't tryndee enough.
Oktobyr: Because October wasn't unique enough.
Germy Condalia: Nobody would play with her because they thought she was contaminated.
Pollyanna Noeni Joy: Tongue flop!
Seveah: Almost "heaves" backwards. "Yrd Sevaeh."
Bronti Susan Louise: Brontosaurus Louise.
Indigo Lotus: I recommend the egg rolls and the chicken fried rice.
Senator Rose: ...Denied the allegations of money laundering and bribery.
Londanne Suzzanne: Foghorn Leghorn!
Rage, Bravery and Integrity: Isn't this the motto of Al-Qaeda?
Praise, Glory and Truth: The kids are whiny, sneaky and dishonest.
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