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in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
They get worse all the time.
Maxie Calvin: Calvin Klein jeans for the big guys.
Tatum Blake: The baked potato.
Sawyer Collin: Saw yer colon!
Royal Drakon: Somebody reads entirely too much Camelot-ripoff fan fiction.
Emajen Ahmar: My imagination just can't go that far.
Sky Ly: Fly high, Sky Ly.
Memphis Sunset: One part Campari, two parts vodka, splash of grenadine, fill glass with 7-Up.
Carolina Clever: Graduated 199th in her class of 201.
Timber Lou: A lady lumberjack. A lumberjill?
Nevaeh Spirit: Did this come from that awful Angel Babies' website?
Joy Noelle: And Happy New Year to you.
Angus Miyaar: Angus is an angry and loud cat.
Chase Hunter; Bambi's Revenge.
Kirksey: Sounds like a sickly cutesy nn for Kirk.
Hugh Youngbuck: Time was, calling a young black man a young buck was a serious insult.
Creed Anthem: In twenty years nobody will know or care who Creed were.
Rusty Ryan: Sounds like somebody that hangs out in the pool hall till he's thrown out.
Danna: I know Dana can be a male name, but Danna is pushing it.
twins named Gabriel: If they were so dead set on Gabriel, they could at least have made that the kids' middle name. Seeing as how they are going to call them by their middle names anyway.
Ellasyn James: Having the tryndee Ella and the even tryndeeier yn makes James a girls' name.
Blue, Boston and Blaze: What the blue blazes is happenign in Boston?
Chrystal Skye: I like Crystal, but this is getting very trashy.
Hennessey Crimson: The newest red drink.
Harbor Sofia: No, I'm not going to harbor her. The bounty hunter will be after me if I do. I'm turning her in for money.
Faithful Evangeline: Ends up hanging around the airport with the Hare Krishan people.
Celestial Rose: A beautiful nail polish.
Tomorrow: Will always be mistaken for Tamara. I read a really sad article in Rolling Stone several years ago about a teenage prostitute killed bya serial killer. Her street name was Tomorrow, from the song from "Annie."
Misty Autum Morning: Drizzly Fall Afternoon.
Amory Marie: Whoa, try and say that one aloud.
Raynebeaux: Very trashy. Used to be a B-movie "actress" years ago named Rainbeaux Smith.
Loe Lauren: That's low.
Boy Kin: He doesn't really have a name. He's just this boy who's kin to them somehow.
Cloud: He's always raining on the parade.
Flutterby: Did they let the giggly eight-year-old sister name him from her Pretty Pony collection? Seriously, this is just silly.
Hypnotiq: As is this. Did they conceive him at a rave party?
Brick: Deaf as. Dumb as. Thick as.
Sinatra James: Sinatra is a last name, and only works if your first name is Frank.
Jodi: They couldn't have made the effort and called him Jody?
Field: And his bed-wetting brother Stream.
Clyde: Well, he sure won't be the third Clyde in his class.
Yourmagesty: Snide, nasty, and probably extremely offensive remark is being held back with great difficulty.
Lilykah Asherah MacKynzi Eowen: Scrabble gone berserk.
Princess Unique: The third Princess in her class. Maybe she'll hook up with Yourmagesty.
Violet River: I spilled purple paint and this is what resulted.
Spring Sunshine: Good name for fabric softener.
Fire Genie: She's already shown a worrisome fascination for cigarettte lighters.
Venice Jade: A new hybrid of Chinese and Italian cuisine: Moo Goo Cacciatore! General Alfredo Tso's Fettuccine Chow Mein!
Dynastie Lynn: Die, nasty Lynn.
Dyamond and Jade: The hoochie sisters?
Ruby Tuesday: Parents probably weren't even born when the Stones were big. Ruby Tuesday's also a restaurant chain. Like naming a kid Red Lobster.
Loving Adrianna: I keep seeing books about parents raising "special needs" kids with titles like "Loving Adam" or "Loving Rachel."
Tuscany Saige: Makes a tasty appearance in many Venice Jade recipes.
Persephone Fisfis: Persephone got something in her mouth she didn't like and is spitting frantically.
Snowflake: Well, somebody's some kind of flake.
Lybiertie Justice: For all, but basic spelling and common sense is't so easy to come by.
Trendy: Cutting right to the chase.
Priest: Say goodbye to any possibility of future grandchildren.
Muzik: Because Muzak threatened to sue.
Random: Obviously.
Maxie Calvin: Calvin Klein jeans for the big guys.
Tatum Blake: The baked potato.
Sawyer Collin: Saw yer colon!
Royal Drakon: Somebody reads entirely too much Camelot-ripoff fan fiction.
Emajen Ahmar: My imagination just can't go that far.
Sky Ly: Fly high, Sky Ly.
Memphis Sunset: One part Campari, two parts vodka, splash of grenadine, fill glass with 7-Up.
Carolina Clever: Graduated 199th in her class of 201.
Timber Lou: A lady lumberjack. A lumberjill?
Nevaeh Spirit: Did this come from that awful Angel Babies' website?
Joy Noelle: And Happy New Year to you.
Angus Miyaar: Angus is an angry and loud cat.
Chase Hunter; Bambi's Revenge.
Kirksey: Sounds like a sickly cutesy nn for Kirk.
Hugh Youngbuck: Time was, calling a young black man a young buck was a serious insult.
Creed Anthem: In twenty years nobody will know or care who Creed were.
Rusty Ryan: Sounds like somebody that hangs out in the pool hall till he's thrown out.
Danna: I know Dana can be a male name, but Danna is pushing it.
twins named Gabriel: If they were so dead set on Gabriel, they could at least have made that the kids' middle name. Seeing as how they are going to call them by their middle names anyway.
Ellasyn James: Having the tryndee Ella and the even tryndeeier yn makes James a girls' name.
Blue, Boston and Blaze: What the blue blazes is happenign in Boston?
Chrystal Skye: I like Crystal, but this is getting very trashy.
Hennessey Crimson: The newest red drink.
Harbor Sofia: No, I'm not going to harbor her. The bounty hunter will be after me if I do. I'm turning her in for money.
Faithful Evangeline: Ends up hanging around the airport with the Hare Krishan people.
Celestial Rose: A beautiful nail polish.
Tomorrow: Will always be mistaken for Tamara. I read a really sad article in Rolling Stone several years ago about a teenage prostitute killed bya serial killer. Her street name was Tomorrow, from the song from "Annie."
Misty Autum Morning: Drizzly Fall Afternoon.
Amory Marie: Whoa, try and say that one aloud.
Raynebeaux: Very trashy. Used to be a B-movie "actress" years ago named Rainbeaux Smith.
Loe Lauren: That's low.
Boy Kin: He doesn't really have a name. He's just this boy who's kin to them somehow.
Cloud: He's always raining on the parade.
Flutterby: Did they let the giggly eight-year-old sister name him from her Pretty Pony collection? Seriously, this is just silly.
Hypnotiq: As is this. Did they conceive him at a rave party?
Brick: Deaf as. Dumb as. Thick as.
Sinatra James: Sinatra is a last name, and only works if your first name is Frank.
Jodi: They couldn't have made the effort and called him Jody?
Field: And his bed-wetting brother Stream.
Clyde: Well, he sure won't be the third Clyde in his class.
Yourmagesty: Snide, nasty, and probably extremely offensive remark is being held back with great difficulty.
Lilykah Asherah MacKynzi Eowen: Scrabble gone berserk.
Princess Unique: The third Princess in her class. Maybe she'll hook up with Yourmagesty.
Violet River: I spilled purple paint and this is what resulted.
Spring Sunshine: Good name for fabric softener.
Fire Genie: She's already shown a worrisome fascination for cigarettte lighters.
Venice Jade: A new hybrid of Chinese and Italian cuisine: Moo Goo Cacciatore! General Alfredo Tso's Fettuccine Chow Mein!
Dynastie Lynn: Die, nasty Lynn.
Dyamond and Jade: The hoochie sisters?
Ruby Tuesday: Parents probably weren't even born when the Stones were big. Ruby Tuesday's also a restaurant chain. Like naming a kid Red Lobster.
Loving Adrianna: I keep seeing books about parents raising "special needs" kids with titles like "Loving Adam" or "Loving Rachel."
Tuscany Saige: Makes a tasty appearance in many Venice Jade recipes.
Persephone Fisfis: Persephone got something in her mouth she didn't like and is spitting frantically.
Snowflake: Well, somebody's some kind of flake.
Lybiertie Justice: For all, but basic spelling and common sense is't so easy to come by.
Trendy: Cutting right to the chase.
Priest: Say goodbye to any possibility of future grandchildren.
Muzik: Because Muzak threatened to sue.
Random: Obviously.
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Sh!
I swear, if someone names their kid Red Lobster because they saw it on a naming website, I'm going to reach through my screen and whap you on the head.
I swear, if someone names their kid Red Lobster because they saw it on a naming website, I'm going to reach through my screen and whap you on the head.
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well, maybe not Red Lobster...
But I would not fall down in shock if I saw Olive Garden. Or Salsa Rita.
But I would not fall down in shock if I saw Olive Garden. Or Salsa Rita.
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Considering poor Yourmagesty...
Burger King might be a possibility, or Dairy Queen. Very regal.
Burger King might be a possibility, or Dairy Queen. Very regal.
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you mean Dayree Qween, don't you?
And with all the Mc names, can a little McDonnylldz be far behind?
And with all the Mc names, can a little McDonnylldz be far behind?
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LOL
And of course McDonnylldz will be a girl... with a brother named Applebeighs and a sister named Taco Belle.
And of course McDonnylldz will be a girl... with a brother named Applebeighs and a sister named Taco Belle.
This message was edited 6/21/2008, 5:45 PM
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or Friendleigh!
Or Baskynn Robbynz. And Hardeigh. And how about Pop-aye?
Or Baskynn Robbynz. And Hardeigh. And how about Pop-aye?
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I wish we had some kind of cloaking device...
We could hide threads like this from the noobish namers.
We could hide threads like this from the noobish namers.
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hey, Noobish! WOuldn't that be a kyoot name?
But only on a girl?
But only on a girl?
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Of course, only on a girl. Noobish would make a great sister to a boy named Daniel or Joshua. Their sister can be MacLeigh.
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Isn't that Egyptian?
Anoobish? Oh, wait, that's Anubis...
Anoobish? Oh, wait, that's Anubis...
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Noobish is Klingon, actually
It can mean a few different things: 1. custard cup 2. sidecar (as on a bicycle) 3. small leaping extinct marsupial or 4. slide guitar.
So Noobish would make a great name for a child who's very sweet like custard. Or for a child whose parents love to take biking trips.(Ecologically minded!) Or an Australian child! Because Bindi is like, so over. Or a child whose parents are big Allman brothers fans. Because who is named Duane anymore, anyway?
It can mean a few different things: 1. custard cup 2. sidecar (as on a bicycle) 3. small leaping extinct marsupial or 4. slide guitar.
So Noobish would make a great name for a child who's very sweet like custard. Or for a child whose parents love to take biking trips.(Ecologically minded!) Or an Australian child! Because Bindi is like, so over. Or a child whose parents are big Allman brothers fans. Because who is named Duane anymore, anyway?
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*Gasp*
It's really Klingon? I am SO going to put this on my PNL now!
Just kidding...
It's really Klingon? I am SO going to put this on my PNL now!
Just kidding...
This message was edited 6/22/2008, 1:40 PM
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Well said!
:)
:)
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