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GIRLS
Jason Mae -- NO. This is a MALE name. NO.
Carson Laine -- Sigh. I'm coming to terms with Carson on a girl, but I don't like it.
Camara Jordan -- If you were trying to avoid the stupidity of "Camera," you're not fooling anyone
Colby Ann -- I like it
April Rose -- April Rose is a little too phrase-y for me
Persephone Noel -- yuck
Eurydice -- ditto
Remington Vedder -- absolutely gross
Lesbia O. -- you have GOT to be kidding me. Her parents must HATE her.
Grahm Rachelle -- Graham is a male name. Spelling it incorrectly does not make it feminine.
Ryland Elizabeth -- Ryland is nmsaa, but I love Elizabeth
Red Georgia -- Ahhh hahaha. Ha. Ha. Ha. If you think about American politics, this is absolutely hilarious.
Ivy Gray and Violet Finn [twin girls] -- curiouser and curiouser. I think I like them.
Brynnan Makiya -- dripping with kre8tyvytee.
Baudelaire -- aw, come on.
Saffron -- followed by Nutmeg and Cardamom
Roper -- yuck
Dazlin Vernice -- YUCK
Milano Spica -- I have nothing to say to this.
Camden Celeste -- nms
Lillian Houston -- Lillian is magnificent, but Houston is strange
Michael Marie -- Michael is masculine. Michal is feminine.
Brodie Rose-Marie (Brother: Phoenix) -- dislike
Lucian Elise Monserate -- Lucian and Monserate are NOT girl names.
Salome Kato -- Salome? Really? What was wrong with Delilah or Jezebel?

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BOYS
Nova Cameron -- Nova is not a boy's name
Sully Deacon -- it's probably best not to name your child with a verb that means to dirty or defile, and following it up with a church official isn't going to fix it.
Oswaldo Israel -- ew ew ew
Sutton Matthew -- meh... I can live with it
Eagle Alexander -- Eagle is disgusting
Bryghton Thomas -- oh, no, no, no. Brighton was bad enough.
Eros Santiago -- too much cross-culture mixing, and it sounds bad besides.
Roper Lane -- I hate Roper on both sexes.
Soyeur Michael -- Soyeur is absolutely revolting
Hunter Chase -- have parents lost ALL sense of irony?!
Brooklyn -- it's bad enough on a girl
Barrett Owens -- change it to Barrett Owen and I can live with it
Ryder Dallas -- noooooooooo
Eden Michael -- Eden is a GIRL'S NAME
Hawkhurst James -- Hawkhurst made me snort tea out my nose.
Awweb Jonah -- Awweb is truly sickening.
Houston Parker -- As opposed to New York Taxi Driver?
Kadence Dylon -- first of all, Cadence is a girl's name. Dylon should be Dylan. so this sucks.
Hendri Daniel Memphis Allan Ray -- Get rid of Hendri, Memphis, and Ray and it's wonderful
Fisher Dwight -- don't care for either
Morgan Bradley -- one of the best so far
Morgan Cecil -- not a fan of Cecil
Osias Andrew -- what the heck is Osias?
Frances Ernest -- born right into the nursing home
Clyde Jathan -- Clyde is ugly, and words can't even approach Jathan.
Ulysses K. -- no
Makenzie -- a surname to a bad girl's name to a misspelled bad girl's name to a boy?!
Red McClure -- McClure is not a name
Rio -- nmsaa
Trigg Favre -- Football much?
Judah Reagan -- both fantastic namesakes
Rohan -- straight from LOTR... nmsaa
Rohan Munit -- yuck yuck yuck
Sacha -- quite all right