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in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Some of the drugs these parents seem to be on. I'm feeling some pain here.
Rusty Deaniel: Rusty is not a real name. It's a nn for Russell (best case scenario) or a red-head (worst case.)
Grace Tsukino: Looking at this list really made me sympathize with Ah-nold when he made his crack about "girly men."
Cobra Wayne: And what is so charming about this? NOTHING!
Salem Justice: I hear poor Giles Corey crying out "More stones!" as he was pressed to death for witchcraft. That's a bit of Salem Justice for you.
Papa Fritz: A fat old German butcher.
Tenzing Lewis: Bet they wouldn't know a Sherpa if they ran over him.
Attari Blade: New video game system?
Sade: If they pronounce it like the singer, I wish them boils and pinkeye. If they mean it as in Marquis De, I wish them all that plus hemorrhoids.
Truck: WTF?!
Turquoise James William: Had to mess upa perfectly nice combo, didn't you?
Heather Wayne: Freakin' girly.
Jodi Jacob: Freakin' girly spelling.
Sir Chance: I like Sir Charge better.
Karmelle Sincere: The caramel bar that really means it!
Erin: Not TWO of them!
Gidget Michael: Oh. My. God. It would be a terrible name even for a girl.
Lisbon Matthew: Destined to be called Lesbian at least twice.
Ginger Richard: I have the worst headache.
Carol Jack: Spare us all.
Consuela: *groans and tears hair*
Amberly: *rocks back and forth moaning(
Andrea: I'm giving it a pass, hoping they're Italians.
Corky Lee: See Rusty. In my MIL's vocabulary, corking is when your panties ride up your crack.
Chanda: Why?
Heaven Lee: She's a bore even at the Lusty Kitty.
Ginny Clare: Gin eclair. I'll take chocolate, please.
Tequila: It has a worm in it.
Harvest Myrtle: And Plant Potatoes.
Angel Dream A. Bliss: I want these parents' pain pills!
Crystal Sky: On second thought I think this sounds like a pretty powerful drug too.
Ebony Honesty: The Black Truth.
Electoria: Are they even registered to vote?
Preshous Nevaeh: See my response to August Rose's homeless addict post.
Queenie Hau: Queenie is a name for a cow.
Mimi Brightside: SHe's a sour puss.
Killian Rhowan: Reminds me of the beer Killian's Red.
Aquamarie: Did they forget the n? Maybe she can marry Turquoise.
Justice Nevaeh Faith: Arrrgh.
Serenity Sunrise: I have no words.
Austin Shyanne: I sentence them to both remedial spelling and geography.
Dusti Dawn Marie: Queen of the Okra Pageant.
Bri Copper: Cheese?
Malk Amr: When computer keys jam together.
Ayeyi: A rodeo yell?
Glad that's done. I'm about half sick.
Rusty Deaniel: Rusty is not a real name. It's a nn for Russell (best case scenario) or a red-head (worst case.)
Grace Tsukino: Looking at this list really made me sympathize with Ah-nold when he made his crack about "girly men."
Cobra Wayne: And what is so charming about this? NOTHING!
Salem Justice: I hear poor Giles Corey crying out "More stones!" as he was pressed to death for witchcraft. That's a bit of Salem Justice for you.
Papa Fritz: A fat old German butcher.
Tenzing Lewis: Bet they wouldn't know a Sherpa if they ran over him.
Attari Blade: New video game system?
Sade: If they pronounce it like the singer, I wish them boils and pinkeye. If they mean it as in Marquis De, I wish them all that plus hemorrhoids.
Truck: WTF?!
Turquoise James William: Had to mess upa perfectly nice combo, didn't you?
Heather Wayne: Freakin' girly.
Jodi Jacob: Freakin' girly spelling.
Sir Chance: I like Sir Charge better.
Karmelle Sincere: The caramel bar that really means it!
Erin: Not TWO of them!
Gidget Michael: Oh. My. God. It would be a terrible name even for a girl.
Lisbon Matthew: Destined to be called Lesbian at least twice.
Ginger Richard: I have the worst headache.
Carol Jack: Spare us all.
Consuela: *groans and tears hair*
Amberly: *rocks back and forth moaning(
Andrea: I'm giving it a pass, hoping they're Italians.
Corky Lee: See Rusty. In my MIL's vocabulary, corking is when your panties ride up your crack.
Chanda: Why?
Heaven Lee: She's a bore even at the Lusty Kitty.
Ginny Clare: Gin eclair. I'll take chocolate, please.
Tequila: It has a worm in it.
Harvest Myrtle: And Plant Potatoes.
Angel Dream A. Bliss: I want these parents' pain pills!
Crystal Sky: On second thought I think this sounds like a pretty powerful drug too.
Ebony Honesty: The Black Truth.
Electoria: Are they even registered to vote?
Preshous Nevaeh: See my response to August Rose's homeless addict post.
Queenie Hau: Queenie is a name for a cow.
Mimi Brightside: SHe's a sour puss.
Killian Rhowan: Reminds me of the beer Killian's Red.
Aquamarie: Did they forget the n? Maybe she can marry Turquoise.
Justice Nevaeh Faith: Arrrgh.
Serenity Sunrise: I have no words.
Austin Shyanne: I sentence them to both remedial spelling and geography.
Dusti Dawn Marie: Queen of the Okra Pageant.
Bri Copper: Cheese?
Malk Amr: When computer keys jam together.
Ayeyi: A rodeo yell?
Glad that's done. I'm about half sick.
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