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in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Blayne Elizabeth: spelling it with a y doesn't make it any more feminine.
Bradylin Angel: The surviving one is in danger of falling ill due to lin overdose and a bad case of the ugly-name-stick.
Cyan Noel: I'm dreaming of a blue Christmas... Well, ast least she wasn't named Cyan Nide.
Daytona Lynn: I can just picture her at Bike Week flashing her implants for all to see and then suing when she finds it posted online.
Epiphany Jade: Epiphany just makes a funny sound.
Gyinigowa Julius: Sounds like an exotic fruit drink, like an Orange Julius.
Harper Alaya: Harper'll lay ya!
Horizon Lynn: AKA Whore-Risin' Lynn.
Journey Alexis: Journey in a Lexus.
Journey Gracie Blossom: The travelling cows.
Kenzington Ruth: What kind of WASP wannabe name is Kenzington?
Kipree Donna: Salted fish? Capri pants?
Krimzon Sky: They're famous for slaughting live chipmunks onstage at their shows.
Paisley Pearl: The scarves come in Tawny Tiger, Lily Lavender and Paisley Pearl.
Parish Ara: That's like naming somebody Diocese or County.
Payley Ann: Pay Leeanne. Palely Ann.
Phenyx Raine: I see Phoenix Raine pretty often in various forms. This is the worst yet.
Precious Kade: You'd think somebody saddled with Memorie would know better, wouldn't you?
Princeliyn Lee: Because Princess just wasn't sparkleigh enough.
Pyztal Robin Anne Robin Anne is adorable and such a nice change of pace. But what the hell is Pyztal? Pistol? Piss-tall?
Rynn Renae: Mom's a stutterer.
Saylor Maren: I'm Popeye the Saylor Maren, I live in a Garbage Karen.
September Faith: Gag me with a runcible spoon.
Skyla Heaven: And gag me this time with a silver baby spoon.
Whisper Jalan Rose: You can buy this perfume at the drugstore. It costs $4.50 a bottle and is guaranteed to empty a room in three seconds flat.
Windy Rae: She's full of hot air. Which explodes when she's mistakenly called Wendy one too many times.
Zavyr Kay: Reminds me of Flavor Flav.
Zay'nab Mohammed: The spelling of that first name, reminiscent of crackers, makes me doubt these people are actually Muslims.
Madori Whisper Michelle: First of all, it's Midori. Second of all, while it is a legit name, it's also a melon-flavored liqueur. A very pretty one, but still a liqueur. Thirdly, the combo sounds like a mixed drink, since there is one called a Whisper.
Hudsyn Savanna: Torn between the yuppie bedroom communities of the Hudson Valley and the African plains, and the lovely Georgia port city.
Ireland Saige: It's not as strong as Russian sage, but it goes well in corned beef and cabbage on St. Paddy's day.
Serenity Love: Ooooh, Nekkid Chicks!
Coco Marcelline Jaye: Suntan lotion? Makeup? Hot chocolate drink?
Halo Blaine Bradley: Halo to you too!
Danger Taylor: Tell me why people think Danger is a cute name?
Kincaid Matthew: AKA Kinky.
Aspen Ford: Where to buy cars in Colorado.
Dodge David: Uh-oh, here comes that pest David! Dodge him quick or he'll talk your ear off about Harry Potter.
Ender Joseph: Sounds like he's finished before he even started.
Cheyenne Dustin: I don't care how ambisexual you might think Cheyenne is, the sad truth is it's the girls who got it first.
DArtagnan Alric: That one seems to show up more and more often lately.
Darwin Jonas: The funides will not let their own kids play with him. Which is just as well. But he might get a Darwin award.
Jozey Cole: Yeah sure, any boy would like being called Jozey.
Lanty Edward: Auntie Edward.
Lazarus Mark: Great title for a horror movie.
Mazaryk Salvador: I'm sure Mazaryk is a Polish-type last name, and any actual Polish person would laugh at it being used this way.
Parks Jonathan: what a crummy thing to do to a nice name like Jonathan.
Redman James: Chewing-tobacco James.
Ridge Paul: Sweaty, bare-chested and packing quite a big weapon on the cover of a book called "Trapped by Desire" by one Peaches Lovely.
Sailer Grimm: Very seasick?
Sidney Francis: If you're going to use Sidney, at least make the middle name Frank.
Trippten Harin: Tripped in Heron?
Trustyn James: No, I won't. He's a crook.
Zeplin David: AKA the Blimp.
Bradylin Angel: The surviving one is in danger of falling ill due to lin overdose and a bad case of the ugly-name-stick.
Cyan Noel: I'm dreaming of a blue Christmas... Well, ast least she wasn't named Cyan Nide.
Daytona Lynn: I can just picture her at Bike Week flashing her implants for all to see and then suing when she finds it posted online.
Epiphany Jade: Epiphany just makes a funny sound.
Gyinigowa Julius: Sounds like an exotic fruit drink, like an Orange Julius.
Harper Alaya: Harper'll lay ya!
Horizon Lynn: AKA Whore-Risin' Lynn.
Journey Alexis: Journey in a Lexus.
Journey Gracie Blossom: The travelling cows.
Kenzington Ruth: What kind of WASP wannabe name is Kenzington?
Kipree Donna: Salted fish? Capri pants?
Krimzon Sky: They're famous for slaughting live chipmunks onstage at their shows.
Paisley Pearl: The scarves come in Tawny Tiger, Lily Lavender and Paisley Pearl.
Parish Ara: That's like naming somebody Diocese or County.
Payley Ann: Pay Leeanne. Palely Ann.
Phenyx Raine: I see Phoenix Raine pretty often in various forms. This is the worst yet.
Precious Kade: You'd think somebody saddled with Memorie would know better, wouldn't you?
Princeliyn Lee: Because Princess just wasn't sparkleigh enough.
Pyztal Robin Anne Robin Anne is adorable and such a nice change of pace. But what the hell is Pyztal? Pistol? Piss-tall?
Rynn Renae: Mom's a stutterer.
Saylor Maren: I'm Popeye the Saylor Maren, I live in a Garbage Karen.
September Faith: Gag me with a runcible spoon.
Skyla Heaven: And gag me this time with a silver baby spoon.
Whisper Jalan Rose: You can buy this perfume at the drugstore. It costs $4.50 a bottle and is guaranteed to empty a room in three seconds flat.
Windy Rae: She's full of hot air. Which explodes when she's mistakenly called Wendy one too many times.
Zavyr Kay: Reminds me of Flavor Flav.
Zay'nab Mohammed: The spelling of that first name, reminiscent of crackers, makes me doubt these people are actually Muslims.
Madori Whisper Michelle: First of all, it's Midori. Second of all, while it is a legit name, it's also a melon-flavored liqueur. A very pretty one, but still a liqueur. Thirdly, the combo sounds like a mixed drink, since there is one called a Whisper.
Hudsyn Savanna: Torn between the yuppie bedroom communities of the Hudson Valley and the African plains, and the lovely Georgia port city.
Ireland Saige: It's not as strong as Russian sage, but it goes well in corned beef and cabbage on St. Paddy's day.
Serenity Love: Ooooh, Nekkid Chicks!
Coco Marcelline Jaye: Suntan lotion? Makeup? Hot chocolate drink?
Halo Blaine Bradley: Halo to you too!
Danger Taylor: Tell me why people think Danger is a cute name?
Kincaid Matthew: AKA Kinky.
Aspen Ford: Where to buy cars in Colorado.
Dodge David: Uh-oh, here comes that pest David! Dodge him quick or he'll talk your ear off about Harry Potter.
Ender Joseph: Sounds like he's finished before he even started.
Cheyenne Dustin: I don't care how ambisexual you might think Cheyenne is, the sad truth is it's the girls who got it first.
DArtagnan Alric: That one seems to show up more and more often lately.
Darwin Jonas: The funides will not let their own kids play with him. Which is just as well. But he might get a Darwin award.
Jozey Cole: Yeah sure, any boy would like being called Jozey.
Lanty Edward: Auntie Edward.
Lazarus Mark: Great title for a horror movie.
Mazaryk Salvador: I'm sure Mazaryk is a Polish-type last name, and any actual Polish person would laugh at it being used this way.
Parks Jonathan: what a crummy thing to do to a nice name like Jonathan.
Redman James: Chewing-tobacco James.
Ridge Paul: Sweaty, bare-chested and packing quite a big weapon on the cover of a book called "Trapped by Desire" by one Peaches Lovely.
Sailer Grimm: Very seasick?
Sidney Francis: If you're going to use Sidney, at least make the middle name Frank.
Trippten Harin: Tripped in Heron?
Trustyn James: No, I won't. He's a crook.
Zeplin David: AKA the Blimp.
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