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GIRLS
Aroma Cleopatra - smells like a dusty pyramid
Bristol Leigh - sounds like "bristly"
Jonah Daveigh - Jonah on a girl is, sad to say, a GP of mine. BUt you'd think if they were going to use it on a girl, they'd pick a feminine middle name.
Judah - love on a boy.
Kanada - my head just exploded
Missouri Lynne - is this a child or a riverboat?
Rainey October - not in my part of the world it isn't.
Satynn Paisley - appearing on the worst-dressed list in People magazine
Kalifornya - she and Kanada can get together and commiserate
Haven Hope - sounds like a drug rehab
Immacule - an immaculate molecule? I'm confused.
Jacobi Elizabeth - Jacobi, yes, on a boy.
Jovial Grace - jovial? well, at least it's a positive adjective.
Cressie Minyon - named in honor of filet mignon or evil henchmen?
Dollie Taylor Kate-Lynn - Dollie is just the name I'd pick for a strong, independent woman of the future.
Ebony Dawn - isn't this sort of oxymoronic?
Irelynd O'Hara - this is such a caricature
Karma Storm - people were doing good/bad and receiving good/bad in accordance with their actions left and right! It was a karma storm!
Papillon Monserrat - papillon makes me think of pap smears. not good.
Remington Jane - like Calamity Jane, but with a bigger gun
Sabreena Maree - EEEEEEE!
Save - so the parents don't forget and accidentally throw her out.
Thee Marie - she is THE Marie.
Berlin Marie - Berlin? really?
Frankie Kaye - couldn't they have just used Frankie as a nn?
Fortune Nada - Fortunata would have been so much better, even though it still sounds like a fortune teller's name
Journey, Strength, Angel, Mysterie, Hope & Sunset [sextuplets] - It was a long journey and took a lot of strength to deliver these angels, and it's a mystery why I couldn't come up with better names. I hope my husband leaves me alone come sunset, because I'm not doing this again!
Merlin Ana - Abracadabra!
Moon Child [another one] - there are more?
Mystica Janice Anastasia - Fortune Nada's business partner. She handles the crystal ball.
Pineapple - that's just weird.
Scarlett Rayne - Bloodrayne.
Twinkle - I hope this kid never wants to dress as a fairy for Halloween or has to be an elf in the Christmas pageant.
Wednesday Fleischer - she has a cousin named It.
Scarlett Brook - what happens after a Scarlett Rayne.

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BOYS
Amore - when a-da moon hits-a your eye like a big pizza pie dat's...
Blacke Loren - so you won't confuse him with the white Loren
Freedom Mathews - anybody who names a kid Freedom is in for a real disappointment
Fredoom - now this is a more realistic take on what having a kid means to your life. Your Freedom is Doomed!
Messiha - their spelling needs a savior.
Fallon O'Toole - fall on a tool, and you'll need a trip to the emergency room.
Glen Eugene - did she give birth to a fifty year old man?
London River - the Thames, isn't it?
Reagan Hartman - sounds like a campaign sign
Heavenley Skhi Eugene - he has heavenly skis. or he's a heavenly Sikh.
Kanvas Jesse - he'll date Kanada and marry Kalifornya.
Oak Tree (Dad: Bay Tree)- you'd think someone named Bay Tree would know better.
Parlement Lachlan - isn't this like naming your kid Congress? Or Marlboro?
Robespierre - no WAY!
Trail Denton - trail him. I want to know everyone he talks to and everywhere he goes in the next 24 hours. Don't lose him, and don't let him know you're there.
Rivers - one river isn't enough?