Re: Random BA's [Part 1, Long]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Serenity Phoenix: Great name for a plane.
Liberty Rose: It's too bad the Liberty Bell stole all the publicity, when it was really the Liberty Rose that a first symbol of American independence.
Liberty Adra'Anna Res'Mira: The defendant is found guilty of two counts of flagrant misappropriation of public punctuation marks.
LaCadie Marie: Is that supposed to be some "improvement" on Katie? Because it didn't work.
Andilyn Ryleigh: The overworked ghost of Dannielynn and Anna Nicole is chuckling in the woodwork.
Zicoda Zyann: She was originally going to be called Dakota Diane, but Mom had a bad cold and a stuffy nose.
Cherish Sterling: Yes, cherish your sterling by wrapping her in silvercloth and keep her in a dry place.
Coentry: I would hate to hear what nns can be made of Coentry.
Dusti Rayne: She dances at the Lusty Kitty wearing a ten-gallon hat and boots and a pair of six-shooters. And two strategically placed Texas Lone Stars.
Blade Kobain: Well, since Cobain shot himself, I guess we can run a blade through him just to be sure.
Blaikyn Wesley Jo: Blake an' Wesley JJoe. Seriously, they need the e on Joe.
Khyan Joelle: Do they really think Joelle is just a variation of Joel?
Washington Charles: What a thing to do to a nice name like Charles.
Sincere Lee: Two thirds of a pun is P.>u. And this one stinks to high heaven.
Axle Lee: Almost sounds like Actually, doesn't it?
Oakley Von: Oakley Von Acorn.
Race Allen: No, I ain't racing him, he cheats.
Jayme Michael: Remember Jame Gumb? Silence of the Lambs? This kid is going to be mistaken for James his whole life.
Cajen Eugene: Who is of German and Dutch ancestry and was never in Louisiana.
Remington Gauge: Ted Nugent! This one's for you!
Xzheyvion Armonie: More fun with spilled Scrabble tiles.
MySon Vontrell Ronald: Destined to be on a Maury Povich Who's My Baby's Daddy? segment.
Lazarus Paul: Destined to be called Lazy.
Cecil Jackson: When's the last time somebody was named Cecil?
Boston Tab: New soda!
Se'dar: One coutn of misappropriation of public punctuation. Plus one count of using a name that sounds like it was taken from a bad video game.
Gunner Thor Wolfgang: Last name... Martinez? Chang? Cumley-Smythe?
Easton Bass: There's a small town in Maryland near here called Easton. Let's get them to start a super-minor league ball team. The Easton Bass.
Norman Earl: Grumpy retired plumber in his seventies.
Adolph Dawson: Adolf/Adolph is *still* not going to go over well.
Liberty Rose: It's too bad the Liberty Bell stole all the publicity, when it was really the Liberty Rose that a first symbol of American independence.
Liberty Adra'Anna Res'Mira: The defendant is found guilty of two counts of flagrant misappropriation of public punctuation marks.
LaCadie Marie: Is that supposed to be some "improvement" on Katie? Because it didn't work.
Andilyn Ryleigh: The overworked ghost of Dannielynn and Anna Nicole is chuckling in the woodwork.
Zicoda Zyann: She was originally going to be called Dakota Diane, but Mom had a bad cold and a stuffy nose.
Cherish Sterling: Yes, cherish your sterling by wrapping her in silvercloth and keep her in a dry place.
Coentry: I would hate to hear what nns can be made of Coentry.
Dusti Rayne: She dances at the Lusty Kitty wearing a ten-gallon hat and boots and a pair of six-shooters. And two strategically placed Texas Lone Stars.
Blade Kobain: Well, since Cobain shot himself, I guess we can run a blade through him just to be sure.
Blaikyn Wesley Jo: Blake an' Wesley JJoe. Seriously, they need the e on Joe.
Khyan Joelle: Do they really think Joelle is just a variation of Joel?
Washington Charles: What a thing to do to a nice name like Charles.
Sincere Lee: Two thirds of a pun is P.>u. And this one stinks to high heaven.
Axle Lee: Almost sounds like Actually, doesn't it?
Oakley Von: Oakley Von Acorn.
Race Allen: No, I ain't racing him, he cheats.
Jayme Michael: Remember Jame Gumb? Silence of the Lambs? This kid is going to be mistaken for James his whole life.
Cajen Eugene: Who is of German and Dutch ancestry and was never in Louisiana.
Remington Gauge: Ted Nugent! This one's for you!
Xzheyvion Armonie: More fun with spilled Scrabble tiles.
MySon Vontrell Ronald: Destined to be on a Maury Povich Who's My Baby's Daddy? segment.
Lazarus Paul: Destined to be called Lazy.
Cecil Jackson: When's the last time somebody was named Cecil?
Boston Tab: New soda!
Se'dar: One coutn of misappropriation of public punctuation. Plus one count of using a name that sounds like it was taken from a bad video game.
Gunner Thor Wolfgang: Last name... Martinez? Chang? Cumley-Smythe?
Easton Bass: There's a small town in Maryland near here called Easton. Let's get them to start a super-minor league ball team. The Easton Bass.
Norman Earl: Grumpy retired plumber in his seventies.
Adolph Dawson: Adolf/Adolph is *still* not going to go over well.