View Message

Nickthanial Miguel- Really, was it that hard to decide?
Robin Maxwell- The early bird gets the coffee.
Dodge- My parent's vehicle.
Kipper Eugene- Kipper? Like the dog on the kid's show?
Haven Michael- The only thing worse that Haven on a girl is Haven on a boy.
Sincere Jonathan Ryan- If his parents were kind, they would have named him Jonathan Ryan and not bothered to point out that he is sincere.
Houston Clay- The clay in Houston.
Hunter Chase- Themey, isn't it?
Parks- Sounds like someone's butler.
Nawledge- Ha! If only mum and dad had some...
Artemas- Poor boy.
Cotton Kerosene- And light him on fire.
Syncere Amir- Sounds like a weird sort of Dr. Seuss title.

---

GIRLS
Emersen Shawn- Poor girl.
Lieke Ollivia Robyn- This is reason enough to commit suicide, really.
Skyley Lynn- Oh, the horrors...
Charish Love Marie- Cherish the love of Marie.
Angel Heart Lee- You know, it sometime amazes me how parents give their kids two word names, and then throw in a token real name at the end, usually a filler. Why?
Wrigley Kay- Chewing gum, anyone?
Lillis Talmage- Nice, in an odd sort of way.
MissKamille Lynn- She'll probably be a school teacher. The kids will call her "Miss MissKamille"
Murphy Marie- Strikingly strange.
Kenya Zondrea- Zondrea sounds like some sort of medication.
Symphony- GP
Rivyr- Because the correct spelling just doesn't do the name visual justice.
Iyssis Azyiah- And you say that how?
Monaghan Elisabeth Luck- Luck she will definitely need.
Evanger Anne- Evander or Evangeline?