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Helpwhat an awful collection!
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Albanee: An attempt to "namify" Albany. Didn't work.
Antegony: Proving the parents knew nothing at all about Antigone And that Starr Unique is T-double-Trashy.
Shastyn Angelic: If she's so angelic, why chastyn her?
Diamond Jade: Live at the Lusty Kitty!
Divine: Live at Queens of Drag Unlimited?
Enovy: What is that supposed to be?
Ephratah Bezabih: The first one begs for fat and fart jokes. The second looks like a handful of Scrabble tiles.
Genesis Nevaeh: Gag.
Genesis San Juanita: If Juanita is a saint, shouldn't it be Santa Juanita?
Harley Mae: Works down Uncle Ed's Truck Stop.
My'Uniquah: My-Godwhat tacknameah!
Rowann: Works alongside Harley Mae slinging hash to horny truckers.
Searlait: Non-Irish people will not have the first notion how to say this. The nearest I can come is surly, which is what she'll be.
Serenity Rose: From Bath and Bodyworks.
Somphony Carol Lynn: Music, anybody?
Timber: Erection jokes!
Canyon Church: As opposed to the mountain churchy.
Gambit: Does this parent even know what a gambit is? Methinks not.
Maze: Corny.
Orenthal: Naming a kid the same very unusual name as OJ Simpson is not going to better his chances of being served in fine restaurants.
Rock Thomas: Yeah, I guess when he's a baby, he'll need to be rocked.
Sinai: Cyanide.
Stone: Maybe he can be pals with Rock?
Tripp Hudson: Yes, and watch him fall flat on his face.
A-Zyia Shiere Cs'ni: More fun with Scrabble tiles!
Brooklyn Rose: A good title for some pulpy 1940's hardboiled detective story.
Favor: Do me a Favor Favor.
Fawne: In the verb sense, it isn't a nice thing.
Henley Rowan: Roger and Muffy at the Winners' Circle.
Jerzey Storm: Is that the latest women's ice hockey team?
Lovely Vida-Lou: The Lovely Vida Lou, on Hillbilly Honeys Nite at the Lusty Kitty!
Pope Kathryn: Oh my dear lord! That's certainly setting an impossible standard! Not to mention all the poop jokes.
Princess Shanice: Black Satin Nite at the Lusty Kitty!
Reeve Laine: And her brother Oak Street.
Temple Dove: Well, it's better than Church Pigeon. But not by much.
Another Timber?! It figures her mother would be named Misty.
Triumph Esther: I don't even like the word triumph because it sounds like a punch in the stomach at the end.
Brownie: Dubm name even for a dog! And he'll be a failure at Cub Scouts.
Bruin: Trouble's brewin' here.
Blaise Christian: Yeah, I think they did used to burn Christians...
Denver Marshall: Cowboy wannabe! At least they're on the right side ff the law.
Forrest Ketch: You can't use a ketch in the forest!
Haynes: Underwear!
Kale: Like naming a kid Spinach.
Nayland: They'll be nailin' him.
Racer: Slowest kid in gym.
River Blue: BTn Colors of You Home Decor Paint Collection.
Rogue Randall Lee: The holligan of the Hills Contry.
Rowdy: One of the new Seven Dwarfs. The others being Bossy, Noisy, Sneaky, Clumsy, Dirty and Ornery.
Wright: Wrong.
Zion Clergy: There's politicoreligious symbolism in thre I'm glad I don't have the energy to explore.
Antegony: Proving the parents knew nothing at all about Antigone And that Starr Unique is T-double-Trashy.
Shastyn Angelic: If she's so angelic, why chastyn her?
Diamond Jade: Live at the Lusty Kitty!
Divine: Live at Queens of Drag Unlimited?
Enovy: What is that supposed to be?
Ephratah Bezabih: The first one begs for fat and fart jokes. The second looks like a handful of Scrabble tiles.
Genesis Nevaeh: Gag.
Genesis San Juanita: If Juanita is a saint, shouldn't it be Santa Juanita?
Harley Mae: Works down Uncle Ed's Truck Stop.
My'Uniquah: My-Godwhat tacknameah!
Rowann: Works alongside Harley Mae slinging hash to horny truckers.
Searlait: Non-Irish people will not have the first notion how to say this. The nearest I can come is surly, which is what she'll be.
Serenity Rose: From Bath and Bodyworks.
Somphony Carol Lynn: Music, anybody?
Timber: Erection jokes!
Canyon Church: As opposed to the mountain churchy.
Gambit: Does this parent even know what a gambit is? Methinks not.
Maze: Corny.
Orenthal: Naming a kid the same very unusual name as OJ Simpson is not going to better his chances of being served in fine restaurants.
Rock Thomas: Yeah, I guess when he's a baby, he'll need to be rocked.
Sinai: Cyanide.
Stone: Maybe he can be pals with Rock?
Tripp Hudson: Yes, and watch him fall flat on his face.
A-Zyia Shiere Cs'ni: More fun with Scrabble tiles!
Brooklyn Rose: A good title for some pulpy 1940's hardboiled detective story.
Favor: Do me a Favor Favor.
Fawne: In the verb sense, it isn't a nice thing.
Henley Rowan: Roger and Muffy at the Winners' Circle.
Jerzey Storm: Is that the latest women's ice hockey team?
Lovely Vida-Lou: The Lovely Vida Lou, on Hillbilly Honeys Nite at the Lusty Kitty!
Pope Kathryn: Oh my dear lord! That's certainly setting an impossible standard! Not to mention all the poop jokes.
Princess Shanice: Black Satin Nite at the Lusty Kitty!
Reeve Laine: And her brother Oak Street.
Temple Dove: Well, it's better than Church Pigeon. But not by much.
Another Timber?! It figures her mother would be named Misty.
Triumph Esther: I don't even like the word triumph because it sounds like a punch in the stomach at the end.
Brownie: Dubm name even for a dog! And he'll be a failure at Cub Scouts.
Bruin: Trouble's brewin' here.
Blaise Christian: Yeah, I think they did used to burn Christians...
Denver Marshall: Cowboy wannabe! At least they're on the right side ff the law.
Forrest Ketch: You can't use a ketch in the forest!
Haynes: Underwear!
Kale: Like naming a kid Spinach.
Nayland: They'll be nailin' him.
Racer: Slowest kid in gym.
River Blue: BTn Colors of You Home Decor Paint Collection.
Rogue Randall Lee: The holligan of the Hills Contry.
Rowdy: One of the new Seven Dwarfs. The others being Bossy, Noisy, Sneaky, Clumsy, Dirty and Ornery.
Wright: Wrong.
Zion Clergy: There's politicoreligious symbolism in thre I'm glad I don't have the energy to explore.
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Gambit: Does this parent even know what a gambit is? Methinks not.
Methinks the parents are Marvel comics fans, personally. Because who wouldn't want to be named after a Creole Louisianan with mutant powers? :D http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/xmen/gambit.jpg
Brownie: Dubm name even for a dog! And he'll be a failure at Cub Scouts.
I blame the fact that the WE tv channel never stops running Where the Heart Is. Ever. Which doesn't bother me, because it's a movie I always enjoy, but it looks like it might have influenced this choice, hahaha.
Array (so unable to handle these names in a big clump that she has to comment on comments about them)
Methinks the parents are Marvel comics fans, personally. Because who wouldn't want to be named after a Creole Louisianan with mutant powers? :D http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/xmen/gambit.jpg
Brownie: Dubm name even for a dog! And he'll be a failure at Cub Scouts.
I blame the fact that the WE tv channel never stops running Where the Heart Is. Ever. Which doesn't bother me, because it's a movie I always enjoy, but it looks like it might have influenced this choice, hahaha.
Array (so unable to handle these names in a big clump that she has to comment on comments about them)
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I just watched Where the Heart is, today, lol.
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