I like it! Personally my vote goes to
Evan Christine but
Evan Ophelia is nice too.
"LUPINWOLF: I KEEL YOU, SIRIUSDOG!
SIRIUSDOG: *whimpers*
LUPINWOLF: I KEEL YOU TOO,
HARRY POTTER!
HARRY: AHHHH"
From m15m. A summary of a scene in
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban