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Help[Facts] Second Prize Was A Guest Spot On "Haggisbutt" and a Year's Supply of Clairol "Blondely Bimbo"
Yesterday's talk around the water cooler was this little piece that appeared in our Sunday paper:
Panama City, Florida: "Toyota" Lawsuit
"A former Hooters waitress has sued the restaurant where she worked, saying she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest.
Instead, she said, she won a new toy Yoda -- the little green guy from the 'Star Wars' movies.
Jodee Berry, 26, won a contest to see who could sell the most beer in April at the Hooters in Panama City Beach. She believed she'd won a new car. She was blindfolded and led to the restaurant parking lot, but when her blindfold was removed she found only the toy."
[Ms. Berry has since quit the restaurant and is suing for breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.]
Panama City, Florida: "Toyota" Lawsuit
"A former Hooters waitress has sued the restaurant where she worked, saying she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest.
Instead, she said, she won a new toy Yoda -- the little green guy from the 'Star Wars' movies.
Jodee Berry, 26, won a contest to see who could sell the most beer in April at the Hooters in Panama City Beach. She believed she'd won a new car. She was blindfolded and led to the restaurant parking lot, but when her blindfold was removed she found only the toy."
[Ms. Berry has since quit the restaurant and is suing for breach of contract and fraudulent misrepresentation.]
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Sweet!
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, that was SWEET! I love it! I hope somebody was videotaping the whole thing when they removed the blindfold from her eyes and the expression on her face changed from greedy expectation to shocked disappointment.
I wonder if she cried? That would've been even funnier! Then, whoever set the whole thing up, could send the videotape to *America's Funniest Evil Videos* and win a prize of his own!
Coz, see, a prize for the video would've been a prize that was honestly earned -- as opposed to Jodee (her name is freakin' "JODEE"????) thinkin' she should win a prize for selling beer at Hooters, which BTW (HELLOOO?) happens to be her freakin' J.O.B. anyway.
-- Nanaea
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, that was SWEET! I love it! I hope somebody was videotaping the whole thing when they removed the blindfold from her eyes and the expression on her face changed from greedy expectation to shocked disappointment.
I wonder if she cried? That would've been even funnier! Then, whoever set the whole thing up, could send the videotape to *America's Funniest Evil Videos* and win a prize of his own!
Coz, see, a prize for the video would've been a prize that was honestly earned -- as opposed to Jodee (her name is freakin' "JODEE"????) thinkin' she should win a prize for selling beer at Hooters, which BTW (HELLOOO?) happens to be her freakin' J.O.B. anyway.
-- Nanaea
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That ain't nothing. I got me a recurring role on
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Hey! What happened to the word, "Haggisbutt"?
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