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Help[Opinions] Re: Unusual Names BA's [long, my last post]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Oh man...
Berlin Waleska: called Berlin Wall for short.
Burklee J: thought they were being oh so blueblooded by giving a prestigious surname as a first name, but showed their true colors (color me tacky) by misspelling it.
Misery Oceania Millinesia: Oh. My. God. Misery. "I'm yoru number one fan!" Not. Taken together the whole name sounds like a very bad form of seasickness.
Eden Prairie: A place in Minnesota, honest. I've called there when I was dispatching trucks.
Summer Rain: This sounds so like a "feminine deodorant spray" it is scary.
Colt Cannon: A proud student at the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace!
KingDavid: I, Mama Freud, diagnose zis parent viz Folie De Grandeur.
Krew Dale: Redneck Heaven!
Rush: Sorry but a fat, ignorant pill-popping pundit who thinks it's okay to make fun of people with Parkinson's disease has forever tainted this "name."
Sage Lynn: Ambisexual Namers Anonymous!
Severin J T: lmoa! A British friend I have says that J T, or John Thomas, is commonly used across the pond to refer to the male genital organ, after "Lady Chatterley's Lover." And adding Severin as the first name? How bout let's skip all the middle steps and just call him John Wayne Bobbit?
Stone Tyler: Why stone him? What'd he do?
Thunder Lee: Thunder is a nn you should earn asa race car driver or boxer or something.
Tiger Lion: Do not allow mentally impaired parents to name children. Or do not allow them to name as if they are mentally impaired, or have let their two-year-old pick names from the Noah's Ark playset.
Wraven and Aerowyn: Mom is a teenage goth who cuts herself for fun and will only watch LOTR type movies.
MoneA: I begin hearing "Mony Mony" in my head.
Traeh: oh, Nevaeh has so much to answer for! Now the trend is spelling words backward?
Atom: talk about a bad kre8yv spelling.
Bear: A nn commonly given to big fat men.
Bruin: Hockey, anyone?
Champion: I will be waiting to see him grow into a loser.
Lyphe: some geeky, dark, fantasy computer game.
Remington: Second enrollee in the above-mentioned Ted Nugent charm school, created this morning by Ted, with behind-the-scenes help from Starla!
Rex: Big brother was really hoping for a puppy.
Tripp: will need plastic surgery from being tripped and fallig flat on his face all through school.
Bruin Robert: sounds cannibalistic.
Camden Wesley: Ouch, I've been stung by a WASP!
Heaven Dongel Scott: As if Heaven isn't bad enough ona girl! And what'a s dongel?
McLeod: I've heard people with this last name pronounce it Mc'Clod. Clod, do you hear?!
Breezie Naveih: Gustie Armeigh and Windy Aerforse soon to follow.
Diamyn: any "glamour" you might think accompanies Diamond is smudged and dulled by misspelling the word.
Isis Perseis: sssss, I hear a snake. A snake a bit too enamored with different mythologies.
Jezebelle: Oh good grief! I don't care what the name actually means, or the trendy belle ending. This is like naming a girl Harlot, or Floozy.
Princess Ni Kole: Trash ee. Just what you might expect somebody named Queena to think up.
Scarlett Rose: I think I have some nail polish with this name.
Sky Redwillow: A nice name for an Indian girl, but if it's on a white girl (as I fear it probably is, given trends in naming today) it sounds like one of those fantasy games where you become a super-powered animal to save the world.
Willique: Let me guess: Dad is William. Really, there are much better ways to commemorate him than this.
Berlin Waleska: called Berlin Wall for short.
Burklee J: thought they were being oh so blueblooded by giving a prestigious surname as a first name, but showed their true colors (color me tacky) by misspelling it.
Misery Oceania Millinesia: Oh. My. God. Misery. "I'm yoru number one fan!" Not. Taken together the whole name sounds like a very bad form of seasickness.
Eden Prairie: A place in Minnesota, honest. I've called there when I was dispatching trucks.
Summer Rain: This sounds so like a "feminine deodorant spray" it is scary.
Colt Cannon: A proud student at the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace!
KingDavid: I, Mama Freud, diagnose zis parent viz Folie De Grandeur.
Krew Dale: Redneck Heaven!
Rush: Sorry but a fat, ignorant pill-popping pundit who thinks it's okay to make fun of people with Parkinson's disease has forever tainted this "name."
Sage Lynn: Ambisexual Namers Anonymous!
Severin J T: lmoa! A British friend I have says that J T, or John Thomas, is commonly used across the pond to refer to the male genital organ, after "Lady Chatterley's Lover." And adding Severin as the first name? How bout let's skip all the middle steps and just call him John Wayne Bobbit?
Stone Tyler: Why stone him? What'd he do?
Thunder Lee: Thunder is a nn you should earn asa race car driver or boxer or something.
Tiger Lion: Do not allow mentally impaired parents to name children. Or do not allow them to name as if they are mentally impaired, or have let their two-year-old pick names from the Noah's Ark playset.
Wraven and Aerowyn: Mom is a teenage goth who cuts herself for fun and will only watch LOTR type movies.
MoneA: I begin hearing "Mony Mony" in my head.
Traeh: oh, Nevaeh has so much to answer for! Now the trend is spelling words backward?
Atom: talk about a bad kre8yv spelling.
Bear: A nn commonly given to big fat men.
Bruin: Hockey, anyone?
Champion: I will be waiting to see him grow into a loser.
Lyphe: some geeky, dark, fantasy computer game.
Remington: Second enrollee in the above-mentioned Ted Nugent charm school, created this morning by Ted, with behind-the-scenes help from Starla!
Rex: Big brother was really hoping for a puppy.
Tripp: will need plastic surgery from being tripped and fallig flat on his face all through school.
Bruin Robert: sounds cannibalistic.
Camden Wesley: Ouch, I've been stung by a WASP!
Heaven Dongel Scott: As if Heaven isn't bad enough ona girl! And what'a s dongel?
McLeod: I've heard people with this last name pronounce it Mc'Clod. Clod, do you hear?!
Breezie Naveih: Gustie Armeigh and Windy Aerforse soon to follow.
Diamyn: any "glamour" you might think accompanies Diamond is smudged and dulled by misspelling the word.
Isis Perseis: sssss, I hear a snake. A snake a bit too enamored with different mythologies.
Jezebelle: Oh good grief! I don't care what the name actually means, or the trendy belle ending. This is like naming a girl Harlot, or Floozy.
Princess Ni Kole: Trash ee. Just what you might expect somebody named Queena to think up.
Scarlett Rose: I think I have some nail polish with this name.
Sky Redwillow: A nice name for an Indian girl, but if it's on a white girl (as I fear it probably is, given trends in naming today) it sounds like one of those fantasy games where you become a super-powered animal to save the world.
Willique: Let me guess: Dad is William. Really, there are much better ways to commemorate him than this.
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