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Let me consult the Anagram Oracle.
- Alea Marie yields "I, male area" suggests that she will grow to be a true magnet for men.
- Leanna Marie yields "Rain mean ale" which suggests that she may grow to have a drinking problem. Hm, maybe "raining men" (above) may be preferable.
- Leanne Marie yields "Alien near me" which suggests a possible UFO abduction. Hey, a bit of extra booze and/or a male harem sure beat the trauma of extraterrestrial exposure.
- Autumn Marie yields "Uranium mate" suggesting that she may form a post nuclear-holocaust family. Yikes, marrying ET would sure be better than living with all the radiation. Let alone living as a unquenchable man-eating drunkard!
- Melody Marie yields "Dire myeloma". Yikes, knock on wood, thats almost always fatal! Better live in a radioactive environment (protected by an appropriate spacesuit), better marry a loving Klingon, certainly better live in a promiscuous and chronically inebriated state!!!!
- Peyton Marie yields "Monetary pie"!!!! Say no more! Lots and lots of money sure beats terminal illnesses, radioactive lifemates, filthy and smelly Romulans, nymphomania and alcoholism!! I think you got yourself a winner!