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This is my daughter Catriona Ena Morgaine
You say: Here Kitty Kitty!
You think: Ahh I love Catriona. Morgaine is abit too evil witch for me. Ena was that battleaxe with the hairnet from Coronation Street.

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This is my daughter Linnéa Catrìona Niamh "Néa"
You say: Are you Swedish?
You think:

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This is my daughter Tabea Muna Gaia
You say: Here kitty kitty
You think: A tabby cat who streaks and is homosexual. Stick with Tabitha.

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This is my daughter Isabelle Mhairi Ena Rose
You say: Rose is a nice name.
You think: With a name like that I thought she'd be your grandmother.

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This is my daughter Lilian Sophie Morgaine "Lily"
You say: Yawn.
You think: Lily and Sophie are too overused.

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This is my son Matthew Arthur James
You say: Hey Matt.
You think: I hope Arthur is honouring someone, otherwise it's abit cruel. James is a great name, I hope it isn't a filler. Why is it all Matts seem to be realllllly hot?

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This is my son Benjamin Alfie Pip
You say: Hey Benji. Are you a chimney sweep?
You think: Pip is great but wouldn't really suit a macho guy. Alfie is awful and too East-end. Benjamin and Ben are overused, I hope he goes by Benji.

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This is my son Linus Gideon Tate
You say: Linus Pauling was a legend.
You think: I really like Linus. Tate is a surname. I don't understand the attraction people have to Gideon.

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This is my son Taliesin Drystan Leaf
You say: Oh right, I've never known how to correctly pronounce Taliesin.
You think: Drystan Leaf? I know a good sprinkler system for that.

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This is my son Julian Arthur James
You say: Hey Jude
You think: James Arthur Julian would be good. Scrapping Arthur and Julian would be even better.

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These are my twin children Linus Gideon Tate and Linnéa Catrìona Niamh "Néa"
You say: Linus and Linnea. Love it!
You think: Great as a twin set, complement eachother well.