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Brooklynn, Brooklinn: If you must use this name, (like if somebody is going to shoot you if you don't) at least spell it right.

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Ravyn: Live Nude Baby Name!

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Angel: I have known several Angels, and all but one was total trailer trash.

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Apple: I don't care if Gwynneth Paltrow used it, it's still dumb. How'd you like the "name" Grapefruit?

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Mistique: Joins Ravyn onstage at the Lusty Kitty!

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Dezyr: Whoa, three ofa kind! These girls's knock your socks off, among other clothing.

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Ligia: Sounds like a disease.

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Avian: Flu. I rest my case.

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Auron: Auron the Moron! Actually, an auron sounds like it could be part of your brain.

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Summer: Cute. Cannot imagine it on a boy.

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Monzeratt: see Brooklinn. Oh wait! Let's name her Monzeratt Mistique!

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Aries: Car.

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Dravyn, Draven: very sinister sounding.

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Stetson: I am betting these parents have never seen an actual cowboy or ranch.

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Hudson: ugly.

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Messiah: This is just plain creepy. Like the family lives in some weird desert "compound" with no contact with the outside world and inbreed with each other.

I like Stetson and Hudson, and Summer isn't bad. I don't like the rest at all.

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