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Help[Facts] Eat your heart out, Weslyn!
-- God's hot orgasmic bathtub --
(By the *Mammas and the Pappadopuloses*)
Cleanse yourself of impurity,
Grab a sponge and scrub, scrub, scrub-
Lather up and set your soul free,
In God's hot orgasmic bathtub.
How clean our souls, how pure our hearts!
Jus' stay away, ol' Beelzebub
And don' be makin' bubble-farts
In God's hot, orgasmic bathtub!
I'm so glad to be a shepherd,
Herding lambs from the local pub,
To come and listen to the good word
In God's hot orgasmic bathtub.
(Chorus) When you are hungry,
I'll fill you with grub
When your feet are tired,
With my hair I will rub
And when you are dirty,
I'll wash you...
in God's hot, orgasmic bathtub
(By the *Mammas and the Pappadopuloses*)
Cleanse yourself of impurity,
Grab a sponge and scrub, scrub, scrub-
Lather up and set your soul free,
In God's hot orgasmic bathtub.
How clean our souls, how pure our hearts!
Jus' stay away, ol' Beelzebub
And don' be makin' bubble-farts
In God's hot, orgasmic bathtub!
I'm so glad to be a shepherd,
Herding lambs from the local pub,
To come and listen to the good word
In God's hot orgasmic bathtub.
(Chorus) When you are hungry,
I'll fill you with grub
When your feet are tired,
With my hair I will rub
And when you are dirty,
I'll wash you...
in God's hot, orgasmic bathtub
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Oops, I forgot the last verse
You're all welcome! Jew or Gentile!
Anyone can join our club!
All you need to wear is just a smile
In God's hot, orgasmic bathtub
(From http://members2.boardhost.com/haggisbutt/)
You're all welcome! Jew or Gentile!
Anyone can join our club!
All you need to wear is just a smile
In God's hot, orgasmic bathtub
(From http://members2.boardhost.com/haggisbutt/)
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*laughs*
Sure has alot of essential things in it that song, but I must say they are put in a very comical way.
"And don' be makin' bubble-farts" *smiles*
This is a nice way of saying how insignificant the workings of the devil really are even though we tend to think him stronger for some reason.
Perhaps the line saying: "Lather up and set your soul free," should have been followed by something about setting your body free too to fit dogmatics better and avoid spiritualizing the whole thing too much, but then again it is a song and not a dogmatic set of teachings.
"All you need to wear is just a smile" I am not sure if this line should be understood as saying that worldly achievement has no influence on probability of membership or if it means that only happy people are allowed. If it is the latter then I cannot help to thnk of the following quote:
"Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted"
(Matt 5,4)
I wonder if God's orgasmic bathtub is supposed to be heaven or earth.
If it is heaven then Satan should not be able to make bubble-farts I suppose. But on the other hand he rebelled in heaven so...Hmm...
If it is on earth then "orgasmic" is perhaps a little too strong a word. There are of course orgasmic moments on earth *whew*, but still there is so much suffering too *sigh*
But after all it is a song so perhaps one should just sing along instead of analyzing it asunder!
Great idea to put this up on the board Pavlos !
-Selwyn
Sure has alot of essential things in it that song, but I must say they are put in a very comical way.
"And don' be makin' bubble-farts" *smiles*
This is a nice way of saying how insignificant the workings of the devil really are even though we tend to think him stronger for some reason.
Perhaps the line saying: "Lather up and set your soul free," should have been followed by something about setting your body free too to fit dogmatics better and avoid spiritualizing the whole thing too much, but then again it is a song and not a dogmatic set of teachings.
"All you need to wear is just a smile" I am not sure if this line should be understood as saying that worldly achievement has no influence on probability of membership or if it means that only happy people are allowed. If it is the latter then I cannot help to thnk of the following quote:
"Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted"
(Matt 5,4)
I wonder if God's orgasmic bathtub is supposed to be heaven or earth.
If it is heaven then Satan should not be able to make bubble-farts I suppose. But on the other hand he rebelled in heaven so...Hmm...
If it is on earth then "orgasmic" is perhaps a little too strong a word. There are of course orgasmic moments on earth *whew*, but still there is so much suffering too *sigh*
But after all it is a song so perhaps one should just sing along instead of analyzing it asunder!
Great idea to put this up on the board Pavlos !
-Selwyn
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"'All you need to wear is just a smile' I am not sure if this line should be understood as saying that worldly achievement has no influence on probability of membership or if it means that only happy people are allowed."
******It means: "No clothes necessary in the Tub."
"If it is the latter then I cannot help to thnk of the following quote: 'Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted'
(Matt 5,4)"
****** "Blessed are they that get nekkid, for they shall be enthusiastically welcomed into the Tub."
-- Nanaea
******It means: "No clothes necessary in the Tub."
"If it is the latter then I cannot help to thnk of the following quote: 'Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted'
(Matt 5,4)"
****** "Blessed are they that get nekkid, for they shall be enthusiastically welcomed into the Tub."
-- Nanaea
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*nods*
You are probably right. I probably read too much into the text
You are probably right. I probably read too much into the text
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More background....
The title of our hymn, "God's Hot, Orgasmic Bathtub", was inspired by none other than Pavlos :
Wow, thanx for the warm welcome :)
Posted by Pavlos on 5/29/2001, 3:41 pm , in reply to "Greetings, Famous Pavlos ! (more)"
195.97.119.131
Lets see:
"boardhost.com/haggisbutt" could in anagramese be "God's hot orgasmic bathtub"
The title of our hymn, "God's Hot, Orgasmic Bathtub", was inspired by none other than Pavlos :
Wow, thanx for the warm welcome :)
Posted by Pavlos on 5/29/2001, 3:41 pm , in reply to "Greetings, Famous Pavlos ! (more)"
195.97.119.131
Lets see:
"boardhost.com/haggisbutt" could in anagramese be "God's hot orgasmic bathtub"
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