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None shall pass!

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[battle sounds]
[Black Knight defeats another knight in a bloody battle as Arthur watches]

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ARTHUR:You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
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I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
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I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
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You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
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You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

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BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

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ARTHUR: What?

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BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

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ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.

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BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

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ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!

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BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

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ARTHUR: So be it!

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[hah]

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[parry thrust]

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[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off after a short battle]

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ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

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BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

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ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

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BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

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ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?

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BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

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ARTHUR: You liar!

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BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!

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[hah]

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[parry thrust]

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[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

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ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-

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[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]

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BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.

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ARTHUR: What?

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BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!

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ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.

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BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?

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ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

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BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.

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ARTHUR: Look!

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BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

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[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]

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ARTHUR: Look, stop that.

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BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!

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ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop]

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BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!

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ARTHUR: You'll what?

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BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!

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ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

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BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!

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ARTHUR: You're a loony.

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BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

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[whop]

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[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]

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BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.

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ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.

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BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away, 'eh? ... You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you.... I'll bite your legs off!