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Candace is very pretty, very grownup and sophisticated. Candy, however, feels cheap and dated, like an eighties stripper with bad tattoos and huge hair and not enough imagination to come up with a halfway original stage name.
Also, we had a three-legged dog named Candy when I was a kid.

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Steve Martin