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ROTFWL! You know, that kinda reminds me of the old Chuck Berry song, "My Ding-a-Ling":

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When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver-bells hangin' on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want to play with my ding-a-ling

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You know then momma took me to Sunday School
They tried to teach me the Golden Rule
Ev'ry time the choir would sing
I'd take out my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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And then mother took me to Grammar School
But I stopped off in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard, I heard bells ring
But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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I remember the girl next door
We used to play house on the kitchen floor
She'd be the queen, I'd be the king
And I'd let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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Once I was swimming 'cross Turtle creek
Man them snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming 'cross that thing
With both hands holdin' my ding-a-ling

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Girl downstairs, she's so big and bold
Grandma warned me, she's too old
Used to take me swinging in the schoolyard swing
Swing down and take my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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This here song it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling...

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Your ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling
We saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding-a-ling