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Hi this is my son Ashley Wyatt

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You say: That's very cute
You think: Yuck

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Hi this is my son Vaughn Tobiah

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You say: Hello
You think: Oh, how I abhor the name Vaughn...

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Hi this is my son Cassius Judas

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You say: How interesting!
You think: I hate both names and the sound horrible together

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Hi this is my son Raphael Aeson

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You say: Raphael is so nice
You think: Aeson? What's an Aeson?

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Hi this is my daughter Saffron Beatrice

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You say: Saffron? That's unusual
You think: And should stay that way. Beatrice is fine.

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Hi this is my daughter Clara Imogen

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You say: I LOVE Clara!
You think: I do, but I hate Imogen

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Hi this is my daughter Bianca Felicity

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You say: That's cute
You think: Blech

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Hi this is my Daughter Ivy Beatrice

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You say: I love Ivy!
You think: But I don't like Beatrice