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I hate it for the same reason I hate Louise: The "weez" sound is ugly as all get-out.

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I had a friend in high school named Alison and my mother always used to call her Eloise by accident. Once the phone rang and for some reason I was sure it was Alison, so I picked up the phone and said, "Hello, Eloise", but it wasn't Alison and I was so embarrassed.