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"This is my daughter, Elaina Halle." (HAL-ee, not HAY-lee)
You say: Elaina is so pretty!
You think: Elena would be much better. Halle is horrid.

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"This is my daughter, Lilah Cordelia."
You say: I LOVE Lilah!
You think: Too bad I hate Cordelia

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"This is my daughter, Lilah Rhiannon."
You say: I LOVE Lilah!
You think: Too bad I hate Rhiannon too

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"This is my daughter, Isabel Aurora."
You say: What a lovely name!
You think: I LOVE Isabel and Aurora isn't bad, but it doesn't flow well.

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"This is my daughter, Isabel Helena." (hel-AY-nah)
You say: I LOVE Isabel!
You think: I'd love Helena said HEL-eh-nah, but the combo really doesn't flow.

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"This is my daughter, Eleanor Ophelia. We call her Elle."
You say: That's cute!
You think: Only Eleanor is. The rest is bad.

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"This is my daughter, Fiona Scarlett."
You say: How nice!
You think: How awful

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"This is my son, Sebastian Oliver."
You say: I love Oliver
You think: Why, why, WHY does everyone like Sebastian? It's atrocious!

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"This is my son, Rhys Alexander."
You say: How nice!
You think: Ditto above about Rhys. Alexander is great.

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"This is my son, Parker Aidan."
You say: I love Aidan
You think: Parker is atrocious. Just atrocious.

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"This is my son, Clark Gregory."
You say: That's unusual
You think: And it should stay that way

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"This is my son, Owen Connor."
You say: I love Connor
You think: I like both, but not really together