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After the FAIL that was my previous attempt, I decided to let you name the parents this time.

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FAMILY 1:
H: [28]
W: [26]

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This couple moved here just two years ago. His first and middle names are from https://nameberry.com/list/534/attitude-names-for-boys?all=1, and his last name is a noble family from http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/England-Medieval/Surnames.html. Her first name is in the bottom 500 of the US 1900s popularity list and is two syllables long, and her middle and last names are both somewhat aristocratic.

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FAMILY 2:
W: [31]
W: [33]

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These two women are childhood friends whose families have lived in the area for generations. One’s first and middle name are both from https://nameberry.com/list/378/Feminizations?all=1 (she was named after her father) and her last name is after a famous author. The other’s first name is in the bottom 50 of https://www.behindthename.com/top/lists/united-states/2016/100, her middle name starts with A, and her surname ends in -ton.

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FAMILY 3:
H: [19]
W: [20]
-S: [1]

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This new-in-town couple had a shotgun marriage just last year after the birth of their son. His initials spell a word, and her FN, MN, and LN are all Dutch. Their son’s first name is literary, and his middle name is Dutch.

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FAMILY 4:
F: [37]

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This man’s first and middle names are from https://nameberry.com/list/86/Saints-Names?all=1, and his last name is up to you.

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Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?

This message was edited 7/5/2017, 2:06 PM