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This is my daughter Mira:
You Say: Hello, sweetie.
You think: Sounds like mirror.

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This is my daughter Mirabelle:
You Say: How pretty!
You think: I love it.

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This is my son Dominic:
You Say: Hey there, buddy.
You Think: Not another one.

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This is my daughter Lily:
You Say: How sweet.
You think: What's with the flower names?

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This is my son Vincent:
You Say: Hey, Vince.
You think: Boy, I love that name.

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This is my daughter Willow:
You Say: Oh, I love Willow.
You Think: I really do!

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This is my son Hugh:
You Say: What a strong name.
You think: Very nice.

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This is my daughter Ileana:
You say: How pretty.
You think: and overused.

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This is my son Desmond:
You say: Very cool name.
You think: Love it.

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This is my daughter Raina:
You say: Aren't you sweet!
You think: Like it, but prefer spelling Rayna.

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This is my son River:
You say: How nice.
You think: Nature freak?

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This is my daughter Belle:
You say: And she definitely suits her name; she's so pretty!
You think: Beauty and the Beast

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This is my daughter River:
You say: Such a soothing name.
You think: Nature freak?

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Edited for typo

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Married male co-worker: "Wanna come over to my place for lunch today?"
Me: "Thanks, but I don't think that would be appropriate."
Him: "What do you think I'm gonna do, lure you into the bedroom with a hotdog?"
(Pause)
Him: "Ok, bad analogy."

This message was edited 3/24/2006, 7:14 AM