Oh..... my. gosh. Literally speechless is right.
Posie Betsy Winifred isn't utterly horrible,
Posie is too cutesie to me, but at least it means 'flower' and
Betsy and
Winifred are real names. I predict she will go by
Winifred when she's an adult, *maybe*
Betsy.
Biggles
George Fittleworth sounds like a freakin' pet name. Like, for a cat or dog. At least he has a good middle name, but Biggles?!?! He will be changing his name legally when he's older, that much is sure. Because even with
George to go by, who wants to admit his first initial in "B.
George F. Jackson-Kew" stands for Biggles?!?! No grown man in the history of ever. And Fittleworth sounds like a character in a Dickens novel, or possibly a British cartoon character or something of that sort. -_____- So, if his parents don't do it while he is still a child, he will definitely be changing his name to
Benjamin or
Benedict or
Bruce or something else decent that starts with B. He could (or they should) change the Fittleworth to
Francis or
Frederick or something else decent that starts with F.
Benjamin George Francis or
Benjamin George Frederick actually sound rather nice.
As for Tuppence, what the freakin' heck?! Two pence??? Did they like it because it sounds "cute" and reminded them of
Patience (same ending sound)?? Just ugh. Let's hope she (I'm assuming Tuppence is a girl) has a decent middle name or two to go by like
Posie does. I can just hear the teasing: hey, are your sisters named Ha'Penny and Thruppence? -_____- Terrible.
This message was edited 2/4/2014, 9:47 PM