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[Facts] Re: My daughter's unique name..
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Hey Jessa why don't you think about the problems that you will cause your child to have with this ridiculous "name?" How stupid is it going to be when someone asks your daughter what her "name" is and she replies "I'm Six?" The person will think that she is an idiot or a liar who is saying her age instead of her name. Do you really want her saying this when she is three years old? How about when she is 4 or 5 years old? What about when she is past the age of six? How many 12 year old kids want to be stuck with a dumb name like this? Do you think she will like it as a teen-ager? What about when she becomes an adult? How on earth do you expect people to believe her when she says her correct age? When she always has to say she is Six when she says her name, then people will assume that she is mentally retarded, insane, a pathological liar, addicted to drugs and an immature nitwit who wants to be a six year old child forever. How on earth do you think that this "name" can ever help her make a good impression when she goes to school, plays sports, joins the Girl Scouts, starts dating, applying for jobs, goes off to college, fill out legal documents, vote, get married, etc.? She will decide to legally change her name thanks to your stupidity and you should be legally required to give her the money to do it. After all, you started the insane nonsense.
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Find Elaine's first name ContestI fear that Elaine will probably never divulge her first name to us. Since we are all interested in the ultimate source of Elaine's unhappy life, let us attempt to deduce it!With the help of the Anagram Oracle, and assuming that she saw born in the South during the mid-war era, here are some plausible possibilities:Armadilla Elaine: I am all alien, dear
Attaresta Elaine: Neat rat-tail ease
Cementa Elaine: Neat lice enema
Chlorine Elaine: In lonelier ache
Coita Elaine: Eat a nice oil
Gloriola Elaine: A loonie ill rage
Hygiene Elaine: Hyena genie lie
Iceyphobia Elaine: I piece honey labia
Kewpie Elaine: In apelike ewe
Kiwanis Elaine: Like Asian wine
Larceny Elaine: Carnal eye-line
Dinette Elaine: Inane! Delete it!
Livera Elaine: Eerie vanilla
Lush Elaine: Senile haul
Navelle Elaine: Leave ale, Lenin
Ova Elaine: I, on a leave
Pencilla Elaine: Penile alliance
Phalla Elaine: Hell! I anal ape
Flouzelle Elaine: Foul Lezlie Elena
Gazelle Elaine: Alien zeal glee
Glanda Elaine: Die anal angel
Satyra Elaine: I a neat slayer
Twitty Elaine: Teeny tit wail
Ureatha Elaine: I a laureate hen
Vasoline Elaine: Evil alien on seaPlease feel free to contribute to this quest :)
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Ooo, you got her going with that one, PriaposLov!Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!P.S. to Elaine
We're still laughing at you.-- Nanaea
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